You mean like adding an extra i to the word Aloominum? Aren't we just the most cunning linguists?
Yes. Yes you are, which is why we love you so very, very much.
Although I must confide a strong suspicion that the people of the Commonwealth nations outside Dear Old Blighty collectively, cruelly and deliberately mangle the English language as a sort of ongoing revenge for that whole "colony thing".
But certainly not here in the U.S. of A. (or as we like to call it: God's Country).
After all, we invented the English language, along with hamburgers, frankfurters, French fries (now called "Freedom Fries"), German beer, Dutch apple pie, English muffins, Scotch eggs and pretty much everything else culinary, non-culinary and technological in nature.
Including modesty, of course -- ours naturally being the most modest nation in the universe. But I digress.
The point is... I forget. But what's important is... I forget that, too.
Whatever. It's time anyway for me to go hop in my gas-guzzling oversized American car, pick up some greasy fast food at the local drive-through and cruise around aimlessly brandishing firearms or whatever it is we're supposed to be doing here in America.
Cheers.
