It didn't take long for the OP to hit a nerve.
I'm not going to tell anyone how they should play, or how they should make their credits.
It's ok, if back in your day, you had to walk to work, up hill, both ways, in the snow, with no shoes, and nothing to eat but the snow, and you worked 20 hours a day for a nickle and was grateful to get that, and that's how you want to play. That's your business.
Likewise, it doesn't matter if you were born with a silver spoon in both ends, and believe "work" is for lesser beings, and have people who have people to do everything for you, including switching which spoon is where when the person in charge of knowing when you want the spoons switched has their person contact the person in charge of switching the spoons to contact their person to actually go switch them. That's your business too.
But I will absolutely let both of you know that there IS something in the middle, and a whole lot of people find it a whole lot of fun, and we suggest - not insist, just suggest, that you take a look at it because you MIGHT also enjoy it too. If you do, great, welcome to the middle of the road. If you don't, you're welcome to return to your factory walk, or waiting for the spoon guy to service you. (That's sounds REALLY bad...)
You're imagination is truly baffling. Also, I agree.