General / Off-Topic My Girlfriend broke up with me last night. :(
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A man asks his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
His wife says, "Take half and leave you!"
The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is 6, now get out!"
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If you want to know who is really man’s best friend,
put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car.
Come back an hour later, open the trunk,
and see which one is happy to see you.
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Q: Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?
A: The thief was spending less than his wife.
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A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife.
She wrote, "This isn't working. I'm at my mother's."
The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself,
"What the heck? The fridge is working fine!"
His wife says, "Take half and leave you!"
The man replies, "Great! I won 12 bucks, here is 6, now get out!"
______________________________________________________
If you want to know who is really man’s best friend,
put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car.
Come back an hour later, open the trunk,
and see which one is happy to see you.
______________________________________________________
Q: Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?
A: The thief was spending less than his wife.
______________________________________________________
A man comes home and sees a note on the refrigerator from his wife.
She wrote, "This isn't working. I'm at my mother's."
The man opens the fridge, the light turns on, and he says to himself,
"What the heck? The fridge is working fine!"
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Deleted member 110222
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Bros before gardening tools.
Don't feel sad
You lost someone who didn't love you. She lost someone who loved her.
It's her loss, not yours.
Yeah you're absolutely right. I need to think like that. Thank you
I live like this anyways..
Come to think of it, it might have been a contributing factor to our break up.... or it might have been the argument we had over who always gets to wear the wonder woman costume...
Women.. always a riddle.
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Dont worry mate... its all just chemicals in the brain + millions of years of evolution.
Defeat those chemicals with other chemicals and be victorious.
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Avago Earo
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It's not good for me. She's wearing me out. Hopefully get some sleep tonight...
We *do* have Agony Aunt Herself.
In my defence i pull it off alot better than this guy.
Western women are just not worth it. Get yourself a nice Thai lady. Careful though she may beat the living solid waste out of you with her Muay Thai if you upset her.
I agree. Way ahead of you.
My GF was Japanese (the one i just ended with), But born here (UK).
My GF before that was Vietnamese.
6 Years ago i dated a girl again Born in the UK but she was Thai.
ive travelled extensively and im a total convert to eastern ladies.
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