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"live a lot trust a few but always paddle your own canoe"

Don't know who said it but like it a lot [big grin]

There is a construction and services company local to me that inexplicably has that written on all its vehicles.

For some reason your posts remind me of a sign I used to see outside an auto-wrecker's yard some many years ago:

"Please drive carefully, we don't need any more stock".
 
For some reason your posts remind me of a sign I used to see outside an auto-wrecker's yard some many years ago:

"Please drive carefully, we don't need any more stock".

haha! I love boats, I'm proper into boats. I have wasted so much money on boats and boating it is ridiculous.


There is a sign at the end of someone's garden in Norfolk that is only passable by boat and it says "please don't throw stones at this sign"....
 
“Like a pig pulling a cart load of sausages, I draw my own conclusions”. Julian Cope
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i liked this so much I made a vignette of the quote on my Model railway. Wish I had a photo..
 
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"Everyone is a genius in their own way, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will go through life thinking it is stupid."
-Attributed to Albert Einstein

"There are two things that are infinite; The universe and stupidity. And I'm not sure about the former."
-Attributed to Albert Einstein

“'Kindly let me help you or you will drown,' said the monkey as he put the fish safely up a tree."
-Unknown
 
"Everyone is a genius in their own way, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will go through life thinking it is stupid."
-Attributed to Albert Einstein

Without wanting to be a party pooper, but there is no evidence of that ever being said by Einstein, and it doesnt sound like anything he'd ever say at all. If anything, he strongly didnt feel 'everyone is a genius in their own way', and he wasn't shy with expressing his disappointment with others' intellect.
 
Without wanting to be a party pooper, but there is no evidence of that ever being said by Einstein, and it doesnt sound like anything he'd ever say at all. If anything, he strongly didnt feel 'everyone is a genius in their own way', and he wasn't shy with expressing his disappointment with others' intellect.

I know Einstein didn't say that. Notice it says Attributed to Albert Einstein. I don't know who actually said it. But when I first saw the quote, the name under the quote was Albert Einstein. I thought, "No way. I gotta research this. And it seems I was correct. No evidence he ever said it. But it is Attributed to him.
 
For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.
-H.L. Mencken


Oh hell yes.

I know Einstein didn't say that. Notice it says Attributed to Albert Einstein. I don't know who actually said it. But when I first saw the quote, the name under the quote was Albert Einstein. I thought, "No way. I gotta research this. And it seems I was correct. No evidence he ever said it. But it is Attributed to him.


A great many quotes "by Einstein" are made up. Including the insanity one, he never said that either.
 
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