Why is it you feel the need (not just you) to talk down to people who want something a little more hands on and plausible.?
It's a game, mate. Sometimes things are pointless contrivances and despite belief, do not add realism. I reckon probes, are
really low on the realism totem pole. Frontier have learned from the SRV Fuel debacle. And I would be extremely sad to see pointless game loops added to this, purely because people can't get enough of endless micromanagement in a game already chock full of it.
People are going to fire of potentially thousands of these things over a relatively short period; these are one-shot and more like ammunition. Can we maybe focus on the things that will truly matter from the update? They've added Orrey Maps and a ton of other stuff asked for.
As an absolute realist and cynic I am actually moderately impressed with what they have done. I look forward to Beta.