Is this a serious question?
Perhaps I'm not being helpful enough.
Here's a form for everyone to use...
________FRONTIER DEVELOPMENTS SURPRISE TRACKING CHART______
____________|SURPRISE|ANNOUNCEMENT|COMPETITION|____________
SAT SEP 20 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .(Tick or Cross).
SAT SEP 21 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 22 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 23 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 24 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 25 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 26 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 27 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 28 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
SAT SEP 29 .... [ ] ..... [ ] ....... [ ] .................
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NAME:
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IN-GAME RANK:
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FAVOURITE FLAVOUR OF EDIBLE POET:
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Tick or cross as you progress through Frontier's TEN DAYS OF SURPRISES, ANNOUNCEMENTS AND COMPETITIONS.
Compare with your friends!
Discuss the distinction between a surprise and an announcement!
Send your results to Michael Brookes. Better still, Edward Lewis, that new guy... who hasn't been reduced to a weeping mess of nerves. Yet.
Edward can collate them all, mark them, return them, and can then formulate an Action Plan designed to increase (or decrease) the volume of surprises, announcements and competitions Frontier will prepare for Elite's 40th Anniversary.
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