Wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back!

Congrats, you've just discovered the 'natural' process of political careers. Have you ever wondered why mighty statesmen are almost always such ****heads (both in look and behavior)? Mix that up with a pint of 'The Peter Principle' and you'll get that fine toxic cocktail of a president the americans have the pleasure to enjoy right now.

Or prove me wrong and show me one single successful statesman who went all the way up the career leader and were still as cute as your receptionist after all?
Politics tend to start beautiful and attractive (ok, take DT as an exception here) but usually (always if successful) end in a monstrosity...
How about John f Kennedy. How about Bill Clinton he was a huge hit with the ladies.
 
It's Yorkshire, isn't it? 'Appen it's somewhere round Barnsley.

Hmmm.. I'm a lancastrian living in Yorkshire and I would say there is definitely a Lanky twang going on there. If forced under duress to name a town, I would say Accrington.

FDev, who is the voice actress and whence does she hail?
 
So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!

I work for ugly dudes too. If their credits are good, then I'm good. I do not care at all.
 
I feel the OP's pain IIRC there was quite a cute mission giver with one of the factions in Phekda but as you progressed you got handed over to her superior, c'est la vie.

As for the station announcer that sounds a bit like Jane Horrocks, my guess is that she hails from Lancashire.

It would be nice to live in a galaxy where Hancock and Daisy from Fallout 4 were not hotter than the average person you meet.

The reason for the rarity in pretty SLF pilots is natural selection. Pretty pilots get hired first and either get killed or carefully used, so they get removed from the pool of available pilots more than ugly ones. Thinking about it some more, the mere act of hiring them effectively removes them from the pool. So maybe some of the Void Opal trillionaires wondering how to spend their vast fortune could hire and fire all the ugly SLF pilots....
 
How about John f Kennedy. How about Bill Clinton he was a huge hit with the ladies.
Or Anthony Eden:
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Truly rubbish Prime Minister, but able to make all your clothes disappear with a raise of one eyebrow.
 
So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!
Maybe she's a shape-shifter? Watch Amazon's new show "The Boys" for an example...
 
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