So if I order a plate and I'm eating it and out of nowhere the waitress gets the plate out even though there's nothing wrong with it before finishing it, asking for it is selfish? Well now I know why FD are how they are, they are held to pathetically low bars.
Unless there is something wrong with it, and the waitress is under instruction from her manager not to inform you that the cook who made your plate seasoned it with urine. So sure, maybe the manager is being selfish for not wanting to create a scene, or invite a fully justified lawsuit, but still... it's a situation that can, maybe even has, happened, and in the end... well, let's just press on here. So they take your contaminated plate, and they bring you something else, because as it turns out maybe it wasn't just your plate that was specially seasoned, but the entire stock of that particular dish, and the waitress tells you "I'm terribly sorry, but we're all out of that, but we've brought you this, at no charge."
Then what? You either eat what you're given and not charged for - and you weren't charged for the 3.3 update - or... go somewhere else. Of course, the waitress doesn't suggest you go somewhere else. Other patrons at the same restaurant might however, when you start jumping up and down, screaming your demands, berating those who say "Hey, do you mind, we're trying to eat here." and carrying on. In fact, you'd likely not get away with this sort of behavior in the real world scenario depicted here for long before the police are called out, they start asking what's going on, find out that the wait staff confiscated your plate before you were done, compensated you with a free meal, despite it not being your favorite, and you threw a public tantrum, place bracelets around your wrists and escort you from the premises.