Discussion in game chat...
Potential faithful: "I just love my Caterpillar, best $400 I have ever spent on anything..ever!"
Me: "Congratulations idiot, we're all mighty impressed. Mind you don't trip over your disposable income on the way out of the chat..."
PF: "I guess you can't afford a Caterpillar then? Jealousy will get you nowhere. I may just buy a Kraken too."
Me: "And you wanted a Caterpillar to do what? Have you actually run any cargo in it or are you just showing it off at Olisar to your boyfriend on Twitch?"
PF:" I've made a few runs...just did one that made me 40k. You simply can't do that with any other ship."
Me: "Really? I just did one mining trip in a prospector and made 50K straight profit with no outlay..."
"...Now let me see, 40k profit on 576 scu of whatever you dragged along versus my puny 32 scu of ore bringing in 50k pure profit...that doesn't make your profit margin on 576 scu seem so impressive now, does it?"
PF: "You're just jealous because you can't afford a Caterpillar...and you're being antagonistic because of it. Happens to me all the time, people just can't afford to pay what I have. I have 3 ships now...worth over $600."
Random regular who had been watching: "You do realise Mole has a Caterpillar too..don't you?...And that he has quite a few ships. He's taking the Mickey.."
Me: "Don't listen Caterpillar dude...I couldn't possibly afford a Caterpillar... even if when I did get it, I only paid $65 to upgrade from an Andromeda!"
I can't believe you were so antagonistic. Doesn't seem like you.
Personally i would have gone with something like "Pfft, look at the poor person over here. Come back when you have bought the legatus pack"
I really wonder what sort of life someone has though when they say something like the best $400 they have ever spent is on a spaceship for a computer game.