Location Lave - CalCop Headquarters - Ship Registration Department 2503
Two old blokes are taking a break around the water cooler
'Ere, Alfred?'
'Yeah, Gary.'
'Have you see these new designs that are coming our way for approval?'
'What? Those new small ships with single crew?'
'Yeah, Can't stand them. Give me a big ship that's secure.'
Alfred rolls his eyes waiting on a rant to start! It didn't come, much to Alfred's relief.
'Anyway,' continues Gary. 'The higher ups want us to classify them. If they want to have those designs flying in Cal-Cop space, they need our say so.'
'Hmm,' Alfred thinks to himself. 'Ok, Lets see we need a common theme for ships with a crew under a 20 and has a hyper-drive then.'
'Hey, we could name them after elements?'
'What, you mean like the Earth, wind and fire?'
'Nah, that ain't gonna work, too disco!'
There was a pause...
Gary's eyes lit up with a thought! 'How about the old Greek Gods?'
'Nah,' disagreed Alfred. 'Too Classical.'
'How about animal types then?' Suggested Gary.
'Hmm,' pondered Alfred. 'Not bad, what kind of animal?'
'Oh, what did they call those things back on old earth.'
'No idea, can you narrow it down from 'Thing'?'
'Oh, What where they called,' Gary was getting flustered trying to remember his old earth history. 'They were small things, covered in fur.'
Alfred looked at him quizzically, trying to recall himself.
'They go meow?' Gary looked pained as he racked his memory.
Alfred snapped his fingers and then pointed at Gary.
'Snakes!' He exclaimed. 'I'm sure they were Snakes.'
'That was it!' Gary grinned. 'We'll just name them after snakes!'
'Computer?' Alfred queried. 'What is the most famous species of snake?'
There was a pause and a female voice replied. 'The most famous species is the Cobra, a rep...'
'Right, That's the first one sorted.' Alfred grinned at his companion. 'Lunch?'
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And the rest was history!
