Space toilets in New Era? "We've been hiring for Space Janitors just in case", "it is a hot topic", "it's content that's being explored" 🙃

[StuartGT]

FDev's Stephen and Bruce answering questions as guests of JackLyttle's stream yesterday

Source: https://clips.twitch.tv/UnusualPlayfulOwlHeyGirl

 

[space voyager]

I'll rename my CMDR to Roger Wilco ASAP!

 

[Augusta]

Can't wait to become a galactic janitor of scum and villainy.

 

[Kzak]

#hotbuild!

 

[Quantis Trap]

I sure hope this was all turd in cheek. I sincerely hope they're not spending one actual moment on the subject in reality!

 

[Bigmaec]

We dump all our biowaste directly in the reactor shaft.

 

[wabboo]

• Buy septic tank utility slot.
• Buy food at station.
• Poop/pee on zero G toilet on your ship.
• During combat open septic tank valve for cloud of poop/pee.
• Taunt with: 'You have been pooped on!'
• Use wipers to remove sludge from canopy.

 

[Rubbernuke]

And as we all know, we need space legs to get to the toilet, as well as space buttocks to sit down (already in the game).

 

[Rubbernuke]

I hope they have four ply tissue upgrades to the loo paper.

 

[Augusta]

I want to see frozen waste dispersal modules on belugas and orcas, and would like to bomb stations with it as I fly overhead, or use it as alternative to chaffs.
Taste the economy class poops and pees ya wan*ers!

 

[wabboo]

I hope they have four ply tissue upgrades to the loo paper.

We don't need toilet paper, zero-g toilets use suction.

 

[IamMe]

Installs 3d powerplant and 7A septic tank....names ship "Jeepers Craapers"

 

[Bashy81]

We don't need toilet paper, zero-g toilets use suction.

Are they zero-g bidets as well? Id still prefer a toilet paper safety-net, or i wouldnt be able to eat zero-g curry or chilli and that sir, is a penalty too far..

 

[Arioch]

We don't need toilet paper, zero-g toilets use suction.

On the ISS they have a selection of wipes, with anti-bac clean up wipes for when things get “really out of control”

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5WSlGRBTFNI

 

[Rubbernuke]

We don't need toilet paper, zero-g toilets use suction.

Artificial gravity does exsit in ED in certain areas (station spin, Imperial cap ship rings), and I sure as hell not shoving a Dyson on my multicannon when it needs a sprinkle. Just as parents say "have you gone to the toilet?" before long car journeys, I'm going in glorious gravity and wiping in total luxury before I take off.

 

[Agony_Aunt]

And that is enough internet for today.

 

[wabboo]

On the ISS they have a selection of wipes, with anti-bac clean up wipes for when things get “really out of control”

Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5WSlGRBTFNI

Yes, but these are space toilets with 1200 years of additional research and development !

 

[Rubbernuke]

And that is enough internet for today.

Too much is not enough frankly.

Yesterday the topic of Genitals popped up ( ) on Planet Zoo forums (getting mixed up with the forum feed) and it just gets more surreal by the day.

 

[wabboo]

Artificial gravity does exsit in ED in certain areas (station spin, Imperial cap ship rings), and I sure as hell not shoving a Dyson on my multicannon when it needs a sprinkle. Just as parents say "have you gone to the toilet?" before long car journeys, I'm going in glorious gravity and wiping in total luxury before I take off.

That's some planning you need for a toilet break: You feel the urge. Turn FA off. Spin ship to generate artificial gravity. Activate magboots and walk to space toilet. Do your thing on the space toilet. Return to pilot seat and turn FA on (looks at all the spinning ships outside the station, yegh!).

A constant acceleration could also work, but you can't really do those in Elite Dangerous.

 

[Rubbernuke]

That's some planning you need for a toilet break: You feel the urge. Turn FA off. Spin ship to generate artificial gravity. Activate magboots and walk to space toilet. Do your thing on the space toilet. Return to pilot seat and turn FA on (looks at all the spinning ships outside the station, yegh!).

A constant acceleration could also work, but you can't really do those in Elite Dangerous.

Since I'm a bubble pilot I just hit the toilet cubicles before I fly off. Admittedly between this its an issue, but I assume flight suits have some leakage prevention (like U2 pilots).

You could also land on a planet and then do it I suppose. 10g would be a fun place to do toilet science.