"Asking Bob the builder to build a house."
"Enter the house while Bob is building the roof to see if the project has advanced"
"Where is my kitchen ?"
"Oh, I'm building your house and I haven't finished the roof, the kitchen will come after the roof, water and electricity"
No, no, NO. This IS CI we are talking about. The conversation would go like this:
(Future house owner enters, finding Bob working on the kitchen.)
"Uh, the roof is not done yet."
"Yes, we had to refactor it."
"Uhuh. Well, why do the kitchen first, then? When it rains--"
"PLEASE. It's never been done before. We are doing something no builder has ever dreamed of!"
"Right, but once the kitchen is done, surely you will do the roof?"
"You don't know ANYTHING about building houses, do you? Once the kitchen is done, we'll start on the parquet. Highest quality! 1,000 bucks per square metre! Fidelitility!"
"That's odd, parquet tends to warp rather nastily when it gets wet, shouldn't you REALLY do the roof, first?"
"Nah, it's not going to rain for the next three years, so we are good."
"It is too late to fire you and hire somebody else?"