Discussion about taking cats into space...

[starman]

Cat evolved

 

[Orby one]

Of course we should take cats to space, what a silly question. After all, that's where they come from.

 

[rrobes]

Are you nuts!?!

The dam creatures would be a menace. They freak out, at a moments notice and have razor sharp claws. They are unstable, undisciplined,selfish and have no real use, other that to consume and defecate all over the place.

We are not talking about cute balls of cuddly fur here. We are talking about demanding psychopaths, that would be happy to eat your face off, if you did not feed them on time and they thought that they could get away with it.

Sounds a bit extreme but largely accurate.

 

[Orby one]

Cat evolved

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Man, I really miss Lister, Holly and even Rimmer..., a little bit.
At least I have the Leo COVAS.
Would definitely buy a Lister COVAS.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Cat evolved

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AAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

 

[Orby one]

I'm going to get a cow and a sheep and raise horses. Any lady Cmdrs out there named Christine? I can get a cat...

 

[Aidan Brooder]

Good luck to find mag boots

P U S S in space boots... The thing we've all been waiting for!

 

[Chrystoph]

We should certainly send all cats into space, yes.

You do realize that the Black Death was caused by killing off the cats that kept down the rodent population because people thought that all cats were evil?

 

[Arry]

My cat reading your post:


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We all know, that cats can't read and your cat, just looks like it smells, something bad.

 

[Crank Larson]

You do realize that the Black Death was caused by killing off the cats that kept down the rodent population because people thought that all cats were evil?

Rats have a very bad reputation. It's completely undeserved. I don't think cats are evil. Just unnecessary.

 

[Orby one]

Rats have a very bad reputation. It's completely undeserved. I don't think cats are evil. Just unnecessary.

Cats are very necessary, cockpits need them.
For cable management.

 

[Chrystoph]

Cats are very necessary, cockpits need them.
For cable management.

Stress reduction, "You're not paying enough attention to the cat, Pet Me!" Guaranteed to cause you to stop flying for a while, but only when they think you are doing routine things.

 

[ManlyVIK]

You do realize that the Black Death was caused by killing off the cats that kept down the rodent population because people thought that all cats were evil?

I think crapping in the streets or flinging it out your window in tightly packed neighborhoods also had something to do with it.

 

[metatheurgist]

That's just what they want.

 

[Sapyx]

We all know, that cats can't read...

My hypothesis: Cats can read perfectly fine. They just don't care about what any sign, book or other reading matter might have to say.

For decades, there was debate about whether or not cats could see in colour. Biologists would argue, "We've dissected cat eyes and analysed them down to the cellular level. They've got the biological equipment needed to be able to see in colour, therefore they should be able to see in colour". Animal behaviourists would argue back, "We've run test after test after test, and the cats keep failing them. There's no indication that cats are capable of discerning between objects of different colour". It turned out that the biologists were correct. Cats can see in colour, they just don't care what colour something is and so never respond differently to different-coloured objects.

 

[Orby one]

My hypothesis: Cats can read perfectly fine. They just don't care about what any sign, book or other reading matter might have to say.

For decades, there was debate about whether or not cats could see in colour. Biologists would argue, "We've dissected cat eyes and analysed them down to the cellular level. They've got the biological equipment needed to be able to see in colour, therefore they should be able to see in colour". Animal behaviourists would argue back, "We've run test after test after test, and the cats keep failing them. There's no indication that cats are capable of discerning between objects of different colour". It turned out that the biologists were correct. Cats can see in colour, they just don't care what colour something is and so never respond differently to different-coloured objects.

They don't care because they are to busy watching what's going on in different dimensions. Thargoids use them to hyperdict Cmdrs.

 

[Orby one]

They don't care because they are to busy watching what's going on in different dimensions. Thargoids use them to hyperdict Cmdrs.

Sorry, too busy...

 

[Chrystoph]

My hypothesis: Cats can read perfectly fine. They just don't care about what any sign, book or other reading matter might have to say.

For decades, there was debate about whether or not cats could see in colour. Biologists would argue, "We've dissected cat eyes and analysed them down to the cellular level. They've got the biological equipment needed to be able to see in colour, therefore they should be able to see in colour". Animal behaviourists would argue back, "We've run test after test after test, and the cats keep failing them. There's no indication that cats are capable of discerning between objects of different colour". It turned out that the biologists were correct. Cats can see in colour, they just don't care what colour something is and so never respond differently to different-coloured objects.

My last cat preferred pink jingle balls.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

 

[Agony_Aunt]

They freak out, at a moments notice and have razor sharp claws. They are unstable, undisciplined,selfish and have no real use, other that to consume and defecate all over the place.

Are you talking about cats or forum posters?