State of the Game

At least it has a BFG - Big Fumbling Grind.
Tell me about it. I'm currently running a series of opinion polls in the 4rse end of nowhere and it's taking forever. Plus half of the locals refuse to cooperate and end up with a case of acute plasmoid skin disorder, it's getting embarassing. At least, I picked a settlement with 4rse in the name, so there's always that to make me smile every new polling round.
 
To: System security

Dear Sirs,

Would you mind terribly perhaps stopping by every once in a while, as we've encountered serious issues lately with a wild-eyed madman who shows up on a regular basis demanding "opinion polls" and then, when informed politely that we have none, immediately proceeds to carpet bomb our entire settlement.

Yours very sincerely,

Settlement with 4rse in its name (don't judge).

P.S.: 87% of our settlement would be happy with a shipment of opinion polls for when he shows up next, 10% would prefer rocket launchers and Kenneth the Hamster couldn't care less.
 
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