State of the Game

[Rubbernuke]

The forum is the game. The space stuff is just an added thing.

 

[Susanna]

(Still wearing wig, moustache slipping down one side)

I'm sorry, I have a cold. I am his manager, Madam.

Suggests switching to a beard and wearing knickers on your head.

 

[G4RY]

I would rather opt for a G5-Cow Launcher from South Park N64

 

[The Nephilim]

Quotes The Lord Brebus from 1984 'And yay though I use spacelegs in the canyon of Chambo 2 B A, I shall fear no gankers. For thou 'Arf by my side'.

 

[Susanna]

I worked in retail. The hardest was not to laugh in front of those people.
Later it was to think they can vote.

 

[Geist]

I haz Cheez!

 

[Susanna]

I'm practicing the teachings of Lord Brebus in this thread, and hoping that stuphs worf hazzing comes to me, if I fix the bugs in my character. This is to be done by writing a roadmap of irrelevant crap, and hoping nobody sees through the glaring holes.

That is to say, I have forgotten about the point.

You'll need to implement repetitive cycles of 'improvements and fixes'.

 

[Susanna]

You are doing well Brother. It's only when you become blind yourself that you can see His Holy Light, and set your Personal Gamma to the max.
Reject others opinions and screenshots, and comfort yourself with His Wisdom. Shall you find yourself being led astray, rewatch the Holy Odyssey Trailer. And remember the Armstrong Moment we all share.
Praise Lord Brebus

This should be included right above the Steam EDO Purchase button...

 

[Susanna]

Am ... Am I a ghost? Is this it. Have I dead and fallen into this thread for all my misgivings when alive?

So the forums are purgatory for those who have rejected Lord Brebus?

 

[Susanna]

Repent and embrace the Light, and you to can be saved from Damnation.
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Lord Brebus is merciful.

He will turn boulders invisible so that they do not obscure your view of the planetary tech...

 

[G4RY]

Arthur Tolmie puts the cards on the table of WHY there were not 3 weeks worth of fixes in the roadmap.

Players only pick up on "no ship interiors planned". Create multiple threads.

 

[Susanna]

We sentence you to at least 5 pages in this thread.

Hail Brebus!

Lord Brebus!
I beseech you!
What did I do wrong?
Was it the EDO Refund?
Was it my ambulatory threads?
Was it my indignation at the Money Grab and lies?
Was it's my Avatars?
Surely reading 57 pages will redeem my Sins?

 

[VR Lucian Arkright]

Arthur Tolmie puts the cards on the table of WHY there were not 3 weeks worth of fixes in the roadmap.

Players only pick up on "no ship interiors planned". Create multiple threads.

Hey, bad @G4RY! that looks dangerously close to on-topic!

Read pages 41-52 of this thread in penance.

 

[G4RY]

Hey, bad @G4RY! that looks dangerously close to on-topic!

Read pages 41-52 of this thread in penance.

Oops. Here, have a picture of this pig!

 

[Susanna]

All Hail Lord Brebus. Please release me from this thread and allow me to die in peace.

My child, no end is in sight, your soul will wander through this thread until the Great Console Release (or the end of time, whichever comes first). There is no release from Lord Brebus and his Money Machine. Your ARX will be forever used to buy more skins to keep you from abandoning the game, especially if you have bought a skin for your FC! Abandon All Hope and tremble before your Lord Brebus! For I have given you the great tablet containing the RoadMap. You are bound by its laws until the end of time!

 

[AngryAntz]

Joins CQC, complains about being ganked

 

[Susanna]

But dear sister, thou must remove ones eyes with maximum gamma, at a pillar of neutron starlight. Once thou ist free of eyesight, thou canst avoid the planet, by praying to Lord Brebus, and hoping that thous Supercruise Assist is as crap as normal.

Now for your penance - perform three Hail Brebuses, and twelve praise odysseyseusses...usses....ess....

Read once more from the third book of the holy roadmap, and repent, lest your Asp Scout be doomed to the eternal fires of being stuck in an Apex Taxi loop around a ringed gas giant.

Priceless!

 

[AngryAntz]

Points out this thread is now bigger than Odyssey Screenshoot Thread... Blames Sir TJ

Feel free to share your screenshots here.

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[Susanna]

The roadmap said only seven days.

Just like the creation story... The RoadMap is an allegorical tail of endless despair and tragedy.

 

[WhiteShadow]

Realizing that it didn't upload, I shall try again....

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Ohh look, Alien vs Predator... I enjoyed that film...