State of the Game

[Rat Catcher]

On cockpit cats...

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[Susanna]

Man that thread was more crazy than this one!

Recommendation noted!

 

[Susanna]

I'm in this for 60 pages now - all hope is lost.

Page 60 of 147... Progress is scarily slow!

 

[Raliel]

This is Angry Bob, the man with the industrial ****, coming to you loud and clear on W.A.R. Radio with the good news and the bad news. The bad news is the heatwave's not going to let up. It's expected to hit ninety downtown before nightfall, although weather control keeps promising that rain is on the way. The foul-up on the launch pad at terminal eight doesn't look like it's gonna clear for another half hour and holiday air traffic is still stacking up over the CBD and all outlying districts. But traffic control promises that if you all keep cool they'll get you home in time for Christmas. As for the good news - There is no f**king good news! So let's just play some music!

 

[AngryAntz]

The bad news is the heatwave's not going to let up. It's expected to hit ninety downtown before nightfall,

Laughs in Australian

 

[Susanna]

Notes that salvation is available to us all. Embrace Utopia. Become one with technology and transcend the limitations of your biologic form. Join us in saving humanity.

Harmony thru Technology. Peace thru knowledge. Join Utopia now and help cleanse humanity of ignorance and fear.

Attaches pamphlets for you to pass around. Notes to take special attention to the last section.

Did Jaques put you up to this stunt?

 

[The Nephilim]

I want to know "where is the little man?"

 

[Susanna]

Of course its worth the trip... they have cockpit cats.

You can have them, grilled, broiled or dipped in batter and deep fried

I like my cat dipped in chocolate... Is that an option too?

 

[The Nephilim]

Laughs in Australian

Wow, I almost understood that, even without the subtitles.

 

[AngryAntz]

I like my cat dipped in chocolate... Is that an option too?

Yeh no problem... Bottom Hat 1 chocolate dipped cat please.

No BH... NO. NO! Not like that.

 

[The Nephilim]

You leave my mate Syd alone, he's one Crazy Diamond!

Legend

 

[Susanna]

Laughs in Australian

Laughs in Raxxlian... (Opps)

 

[Rat Catcher]

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That's a pretty moggy... (I dont think the other word, being P***Y would make it past the censors!)

 

[MishaTX]

But can you see through it when sat down in the cockpit?

Wasn't that fixed in patch, let me see, 1,647?

The forum is the game. The space stuff is just an added thing.

You mean, there's a game related to this forum? Where can I buy it?

You'll need to implement repetitive cycles of 'improvements and fixes'.

MANY "improvements and fixes", you bloody heretic!

Oops. Here, have a picture of this pig!

That's clearly a cat!

Points out this thread is now bigger than Odyssey Screenshoot Thread... Blames Sir TJ

Never, EVER blame TJ! Don't say I didn't warn ya!

You leave my mate Syd alone, he's one Crazy Diamond!

And he will forever shine on!

 

[Susanna]

You mean, there's a game related to this forum? Where can I buy it?

There is!

Lord Brebus has granted the Holy Ones the vision of his Holiness for the sum of £40.
His CMs can lead you to the Great Enlightenment!

 

[AngryAntz]

There is!

Lord Brebus has granted the Holy Ones the vision of his Holiness for the sum of £40.
His CMs can lead you to the Great Enlightenment!

But its all dark... the great enlightenment has lighting problems... typical FD

 

[Amy Pendergast]

No, no, this is not insanity, no, no

cuddles up nervously giggling in a printout of this thread

 

[Susanna]

Oh, go on.
There's biscuits.

And cookies?

 

[AngryAntz]

No, no, this is not insanity, no, no

cuddles up nervously giggling in a printout of this thread

You can make the printout into a blanket or a scarf

Have a picture of a cat

 

[MishaTX]

cuddles up nervously giggling in a printout of this thread

I don't want to even think about how many trees had to die because of that!

How DARE you!

Has trouble fitting Greta mask.