State of the Game

[Darth Ender]

Looks at the What's New list.... confirms. The outside world is exactly the same as it was 2 weeks ago. The only thing that changes is this thread. Therefor, the outside forum is just an illusion. Created to keep us occupied in an endless loop of righteous hatred. All for what you ask?

Well, who stands to gain from such emotional yet, intellectually bankrupt threads?

The Moderators.

 

[AngryAntz]

I hope you are all happy now... you broke both my internets

 

[Erei]

That would be our very own Luke "Ming" Flanagan. The "Ming" comes from back when he was a student and decided to campaign for local elections on a pro-weed and anti-landlord campaign, and changed his name by deed poll to "Ming the Merciless". He's now a MEP, and it was on a call with the European Parliament that he was sitting on his bed, pantless. He later lamented all the effort he had made to get a clean shirt on.

Luke 'Ming' Flanagan - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

I do'nt know about that person. It was during the pandemy, a few months ago.

 

[MishaTX]

I close my eyes and think of a beach, blue sky and sea far, far away.

That's how I spent most of my days even before the Flusteria™, but I do it more so now, I have to admit.

 

[MishaTX]

I became an 'erotic dancer' purely for that reason.

That's next level shyte, right there! Now I just have to think about where and how to fit a stripper pole into my home office!

 

[Fishy]

I do'nt know about that person. It was during the pandemy, a few months ago.

'Hope you like my legs' - Luke 'Ming' Flanagan joins EU Committee meeting in shirt and underpants

Irish MEP Luke 'Ming' Flanagan this morning joined a video conference meeting of the EU Agriculture Committee wearing just a shirt and underpants.

www.independent.ie

 

[Erei]

'Hope you like my legs' - Luke 'Ming' Flanagan joins EU Committee meeting in shirt and underpants

Irish MEP Luke 'Ming' Flanagan this morning joined a video conference meeting of the EU Agriculture Committee wearing just a shirt and underpants.

www.independent.ie

Nope, not that guy. He was on a couch with some desk or table.

 

[MishaTX]

it doesn't turn them into not voids. it converts that which used to exist into something closer to the Void.

Which, in turn, encourages further migration of the not-void into the new void.

You are familiar, I hope, with the concept of constant energy-mass? So are you saying that matter migrating into the void turns into pure energy? Because that would explain a lot about the Big Bang, considering where it came from. I'm intrigued.

 

[Fishy]

Nope, not that guy. He was on a couch with some desk or table.

TFW Ming Flanagan, of all people, inspires posers.

 

[MishaTX]

Did you know there's actually a forum outside of this thread?

There is? What's it like? Should I venture there?

 

[PiLhEaD]

...Well, who stands to gain from such emotional yet, intellectually bankrupt threads?

The Moderators.

Tango Juliet..... nuff said right? Aka he who shall not be blamed or named. ...

(...gets ready to scarper pronto like....)

 

[The Nephilim]

There is? What's it like? Should I venture there?

I wouldn't. I peaked out behind the curtains earlier and was shouted at, for daring to not hate [insert flavour of the day here].

 

[MishaTX]

Welcome to your new explosive freedom

Oh, the places I've brought that too! Both in space and on settlements. I'm sure they appreciated it!

 

[Just]

Looks at the What's New list.... confirms. The outside world is exactly the same as it was 2 weeks ago. The only thing that changes is this thread. Therefor, the outside forum is just an illusion. Created to keep us occupied in an endless loop of righteous hatred. All for what you ask?

Well, who stands to gain from such emotional yet, intellectually bankrupt threads?

The Moderators.

This thread is obviously the only procedurally generated content on forum, rest is just tile repetitions and copy-pastes.

It's strikingly, indisputably random on any scale,
but there is also a distinctive, plausible, well structured and stable core layer,
which adds coherent factor to the content, making the whole convincing and immersive.

Yes, I am talking about cats:

 

[MishaTX]

Yeah, I remember...

At the risk of becoming uncharacteristically serious yes, that was definitely a miscalculation of truly cosmic proportions. Just another perfect example of humanity getting everything wrong.

My only hope (fading, as I see the world of today) is that we somehow learned from it.

 

[CMDR Sheehy]

This thread is obviously the only procedurally generated content on forum, rest is just tile repetitions and copy-pastes.

It's strikingly, indisputably random on any scale,
but there is also a distinctive, plausible, well structured and stable core layer too,
which adds coherent factor to the content, making the whole convincing and immersive.

Yes, I am talking about cats:

I'll take your cat and raise you one fish:

 

[xzanfr]

That's next level shyte, right there! Now I just have to think about where and how to fit a stripper pole into my home office!

The office next door used to have a stripper pole where men used to pay to photograph dancing ladies.
It was all very discrete however the goings on could be viewed if you crouched under one of the drawing boards and watched through a part boarded up window.

In other news, we managed to fit 5 people under a drawing board which I believe is a world record.

 

[PiLhEaD]

I wouldn't. I peaked out behind the curtains earlier and was shouted at, for daring to not hate [insert flavour of the day here].

WHAT!? There's another side to the curtains!?

NURSE!! Quick! Bring me my crayons.

They taste nice.

 

[MishaTX]

I like blue, just not as much as green.

I agree. Too much yellow in it for my taste.

 

[Just]

I'm contributing! Pats self on back....

There is a thing invented for the purpose of making this realization less of a problem.
Just ask for confession service in your local church.