State of the Game

[Raliel]

you enter a narrow corridor with doors to the north and to the west, turn to page 461 if you try the north door, page 386 if you try the west door

 

[Boomtrooper]

you enter a narrow corridor with doors to the north and to the west, turn to page 461 if you try the north door, page 386 if you try the west door

used to love those back in the day...

 

[MishaTX]

Beginning to suspect something went awry with the updates. Server status says "OK", button says "Play" (never saw an upgrade), but won't connect to servers. No error message about the client either. Not a big deal, wasn't planning on playing right now anyway, just leaning back and enjoying some more forum cat memes.

Where are the cat memes, by the way?

 

[Boomtrooper]

Beginning to suspect something went awry with the updates. Server status says "OK", button says "Play" (never saw an upgrade), but won't connect to servers. No error message about the client either. Not a big deal, wasn't planning on playing right now anyway, just leaning back and enjoying some more forum cat memes.

Where are the cat memes, by the way?

 

[Raliel]

Beginning to suspect something went awry with the updates. Server status says "OK", button says "Play" (never saw an upgrade), but won't connect to servers. No error message about the client either. Not a big deal, wasn't planning on playing right now anyway, just leaning back and enjoying some more forum cat memes.

Where are the cat memes, by the way?

Orange sidewinder

 

[MishaTX]

Orange sidewinder

Nope, no rainbow snakes either. Besides, I wouldn't be able to stuff another one of those in the attic

 

[Just]

Everything is perfect meme.

 

[Raliel]

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Everything is perfect meme.

got this too... trying my fifth attempt to log in

 

[Just]

got this too... trying my fifth attempt to log in

LIAR!!!111

 

[MishaTX]

Good news: Managed to login. Not so good news: Server is slower than molasses running uphill in January.

 

[WhiteShadow]

Now I really think you are the first one here who traverses the thread in multiple realities at once converging on the here and now only to drift away again into the possibilities of futures.

"The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."

Plus it's a brilliant way to derail an already derailed thread further down the sidings of hopeless distraction and abandon.



Oh, look, a Squirrel!!

 

[MishaTX]

Oh, look, a Squirrel!!

Yep, I saw it too!

Better guard my nuts now!

 

[Fishy]

"The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."

Plus it's a brilliant way to derail an already derailed thread further down the sidings of hopeless distraction and abandon.



Oh, look, a Squirrel!!

OMG THE TIMELINES HAVE MERGED! WE ARE IN THE SINGULARITY!

 

[Fishy]

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Everything is perfect meme.

Account reset. Time to rediscover and reunlock all those engineers.

But it's ok, because I have it on good authority that Horizons gameplay was downright perfect.

 

[MishaTX]

OMG THE TIMELINES HAVE MERGED! WE ARE IN THE SINGULARITY!

I was wondering about the sudden distortions in my view. Thought it was just the Russkiy Standart.

 

[Fishy]

Good news: Managed to login. Not so good news: Server is slower than molasses running uphill in January.

Do you have uphill molasses races out in Texas?

 

[Boomtrooper]

"The future is not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves."

Plus it's a brilliant way to derail an already derailed thread further down the sidings of hopeless distraction and abandon.



Oh, look, a Squirrel!!

Bloody squirrel vermin....

 

[MishaTX]

Do you have uphill molasses races out in Texas?

Every year! What? That's unusual?

 

[Raliel]

 

[MishaTX]

"If you wish upon a star... doesn't matter who you aaaaaaaaaaare..."

Should I stop now?