State of the Game

But... this was just an extremally compressed glimpse at the general idea of the actual process.
BTW.
I seriously do this kind of "words diarrhea" in real life to some of most annoying customers of me, when I consider them abusing my general willingness to answer their questions, and they are asking the same for the n-th time because they are just not able to grasp the details.

Our work is "guiding" small polish firms through labyrinths of German bureaucracy and as good of craftsman they are,
some become smarty pants and think they don't need us anymore, so they start asking too many question for their sake and mental limits.

And I am mean enough to... answer.
Comprehensively, with all my heart, not skipping any details.

Usually, while they try to follow information stream flooding out of my mouth, their smirk evolves into pain grimace, then they start to nick nervously and rapidly hoping I will stop soon, I just go on, until the smell of frying synapses becomes unbearable.
Then I stop suddenly, giving them a chance to thank me, throw me the money for my services, "No I don't need a receipt just make it like you think will be best", and my dear customer pops out of my office leaving his documents for me to process.
 
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The Gospel of St Drew the Apostle.

And on the 17th of the month of June, in the year 3307 of the Lord Brebus, didst the 3rd update arrive.
The Lord Brebus sayeth, 'Hast this release fixed thy issues?'.
The merry followers cried, 'Nay Lord Brebus. The b0!!0ck though hast dropped is still there for all to see'.
And the Lord Brebus did reply, 'What dost thou want really. Thou art a miserable bunch'.
The followers cried 'Lord Brebus! We request from thy most mighty angels, the ability to wander hither and thither within thy own Kingdom'.
And the Lord Brebus did reply, 'Thou gets what thou was promised but there may be miracles performed later when thy Kingdom grows colder (or hotter depending on which part of thine Kingdom thou art from)'.
The followers did cry, 'This gift was imparted before it had completed the trials of the Alpha. Lord Brebus! We request for this to be completed.
And the Lord Brebus did agree, 'So do I. So do I'
 
The Gospel of St Drew the Apostle.

And on the 17th of the month of June, in the year 3307 of the Lord Brebus, didst the 3rd update arrive.
The Lord Brebus sayeth, 'Hast this release fixed thy issues?'.
The merry followers cried, 'Nay Lord Brebus. The b0!!0ck though hast dropped is still there for all to see'.
And the Lord Brebus did reply, 'What dost thou want really. Thou art a miserable bunch'.
The followers cried 'Lord Brebus! We request from thy most mighty angels, the ability to wander hither and thither within thy own Kingdom'.
And the Lord Brebus did reply, 'Thou gets what thou was promised but there may be miracles performed later when thy Kingdom grows colder (or hotter depending on which part of thine Kingdom thou art from)'.
The followers did cry, 'This gift was imparted before it had completed the trials of the Alpha. Lord Brebus! We request for this to be completed.
And the Lord Brebus did agree, 'So do I. So do I'
Is this canon? :D
 
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