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Rat Catcher

Rat Catcher
Response when someone in another thread hinted my passive liquid cooling must have a massive heatsink...
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It is Summer here... I think this one might just be up to it...
 

Just

Just
Fishy said:
Gets more and more bothered by "You lost a customer you gained last night"
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I wrote something like this in a good bye letter.
To a sex worker girl I hired met a few hours earlier.
I didn't want her to make herself any deluded hopes,
so I made up some service quality issues and made the usual "you have been served" ritual.
She started to cry, so I promised to forget about this traumatic experience, if she gives me all my money back.
And a freebee as compensation.

I like such win-win resolutions.

I'm just fair like that.
 
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Fishy

Fishy
Amy Pendergast said:
It's an OCD thing isn't it?
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It's basic respect for statistics. If you are going to attack FD through numbers, at least have the decency to make them accurate and meaningful. A +1/-1 retention score is useless without its proper time window context. "Last night" simply doesn't cut it. What do they even mean by night by the way? Between sunset and sunrise in the UK where the ED servers are located? I suspect not, and they mean their own local timezone. And should we really believe that the customer was gained and lost past sunset but before sunrise? Again, I suspect this is more of a vague expression. But then, the numerical nature of the attack is discredited by the sloppiness of the burden-of-proof. Which means that FD gets away with it again. And it's all the fault of an obviously lazy disgruntled poster that couldn't be bothered to get his facts straight. This is why we keep failing to beat The Machine.
 

Amy Pendergast

Amy Pendergast
Fishy said:
It's basic respect for statistics. If you are going to attack FD through numbers, at least have the decency to make them accurate and meaningful. A +1/-1 retention score is useless without its proper time window context. "Last night" simply doesn't cut it. What do they even mean by night by the way? Between sunset and sunrise in the UK where the ED servers are located? I suspect not, and they mean their own local timezone. And should we really believe that the customer was gained and lost past sunset but before sunrise? Again, I suspect this is more of a vague expression. But then, the numerical nature of the attack is discredited by the sloppiness of the burden-of-proof. Which means that FD gets away with it again. And it's all the fault of an obviously lazy disgruntled poster that couldn't be bothered to get his facts straight. This is why we keep failing to beat The Machine.
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OCD Triggered :D
 

oblivionmanman 2476

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Bottom Hat said:
I'm in the top 1% of all weirdos out there.





Nah mate, Amy means no offense. She'll kick you in the eggs if she does.
And if it helps, this thread really is the pee taking thread - we have insulted each other's nations, religions, perception of cats, but nobody takes it seriously, so feel free to join in. Apart from getting kicked in the eggs, the worst thing to happen here will be Rubbernuke eating your mum.
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im on this forum quite a bit love this thread,sry took umbridge over something so stupid,just some times ,well you how it it is,hope no one took offence,feel stupid now
 

Erei

Erei
Borko said:
Interrupts detailed, serious discussion to remind all and sundry that he appreciates tubular processed meat products.
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Traditionally, we call it "meat in poop chute". If it's done with natural product.
Also, the context is very much needed.

Which makes me wonder WTH was wrong with the first dude who made sausages. "Hey let's put all the stuff people don't want to eat inside an animal a***, then eat it !" Genius !
 
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