State of the Game

[The Nephilim]

wasn't this from the omen

"I'll see you in Hell Mr Thorn. Where we shall share out our sentence".

 

[Susanna]

Wit Woo!

Well over the 1000 Mark now!

Nicely done

 

[CMDR-ss47ply]

Wit Woo!

Well over the 1000 Mark now!

Nicely done

I agree with your avatar and post

 

[Just]

I did that once I was so hoping I could walk under it but the force was strong

I've heard this is some kind of prank.
Someone allegedly stole advanced stealth camouflage paint : "occlusion culling" or sth, and paints random rocks in whole universe with it.
It's annoying, but you have to admire the scale of this prank.
It's a joke of galactic proportions.

 

[Just]

Wit Woo!

Well over the 1000 Mark now!

Nicely done

1000 is a rookie number now

 

[Just]

Those Smear Campaign Plans went from completely bugged to full casual mode. I barely killed a couple dozen tourists and I'm already at 4/8.

I blame the casuals.

There is something fishy going on.

 

[Sic Mundus]

What are Smear campaigns and why are they the hot topic? And do they involve smearing... substances onto things?

 

[Susanna]

I agree with your avatar and post

Thank you! Have some cookies!

 

[Bottom Hat]

The Teachings of the Lord Brebus V

And the Lord Brebus did speak via one of the saints, Saint Sally of Morgan-Moore, on the Holy day the forum knew as Brebmass or Patch 5 as it is known in other religions.
The day of 3307 July the 1st or for the followers of those outside of the Empire, of the States not so United. July first.
And he did depart with Episode Patch 5 - many fixes and nowt else. Some, his prophets had not communicated correctly regards the DSS in the reality of virtual. But to forgive is to love the Lord Brebus.
There were lots of other fixes but it made not a jot to thine performance.
Although thine performance had never been an issue, the fisher of FPS, the Lord Brebus, had still delivered the same FPS.

The Lord Brebus may not return and disappear for 4 days around 3308/* when he is resurrected via the consoles. If tis allowed.

All Hail Brebus

Hahahaha, excellent work Brother Nephilim!

Wit Woo!

Well over the 1000 Mark now!

Nicely done

Hey Suzie! X

Yeah we are still going strong, and have a few new acolytes to the faith of Lord Brebus and his Holy Combover, thus following the enlightenment of the Holy Roadmap in all its pathways and other crappy soundbites....!

 

[Bottom Hat]

What are Smear campaigns and why are they the hot topic? And do they involve smearing... substances onto things?

I presume poop, but that is all I know Brother Mundus.


Hahahaha it changed your name to Mindy's on first attempt!

 

[Fishy]

What are Smear campaigns and why are they the hot topic? And do they involve smearing... substances onto things?

They're the required items to unlock the last engineer, the one with quieter footsteps and audio masking mods. And they were bugged since launch, as in no one has ever found one. So for those of us who enjoy the ground murder hobo thing, it's great news.

 

[CMDR-ss47ply]

I presume poop, but that is all I know Brother Mundus.


Hahahaha it changed your name to Mindy's on first attempt!

the solution..... depends

 

[Just]

Thank you! Have some cookies!

 

[Susanna]

Hahahaha, excellent work Brother Nephilim!



Hey Suzie! X

Yeah we are still going strong, and have a few new acolytes to the faith of Lord Brebus and his Holy Combover, thus following the enlightenment of the Holy Roadmap in all its pathways and other crappy soundbites....!

Hi Bottom!

Sounds good. Although from the posts update 5 hasn't gone over too well. So those converts could abandon their posts... Might need to tie them to a chair or something...

That or ban Internet access like some States I could mention

 

[Darth Ender]

There is something fishy going on.

So if you're not killing them, are you getting warrants and potential ship destruction for stunning people illegally?

How do all of the projectile weapons work as non-lethal both when used against the body and directly in the face?

tldr: why is there not holes in these people and blood and poo/pee all over the floor ?

i thought this was supposed to be a realistic sci fi game and not some fantasy hububalooo like NMS?

 

[Susanna]

I don't have control over my bowl movements, let alone my life!

 

[Lord Rak]

Thanks to all of you CRY BABYs, booo...it is hard to kill a guard..... boooo....im getting scanned all the time.....boooo....I died boooo....it is too hard. Now it is extremely easy to clean up settlements, so easy that it will be boring. I can do it with my eyes closed.

 

[Darth Ender]

Thanks to all of you CRY BABYs, booo...it is hard to kill a guard..... boooo....im getting scanned all the time.....boooo....I died boooo....it is too hard. Now it is extremely easy to clean up settlements, so easy that it will be boring. I can do it with my eyes closed.

oh you're new here. Welcome to every aspect of this game.

 

[The Nephilim]

Hahahaha, excellent work Brother Nephilim!

There may be further texts betwixt 3007 & 3308. None has yet to be confirmed Brother Hattanus.

I do however wish to recommend thou for the great honour of Saint of State of the Game. And wish for the formal process of beatification to proceed. It'll be in line with game updates though so a brother should not hold their breath.

I am formally proposing Frater Anum Hat to the hallowed hall of Saint of State of the Game.

Praise be!

 

[Sic Mundus]

Thanks to all of you CRY BABYs, booo...it is hard to kill a guard..... boooo....im getting scanned all the time.....boooo....I died boooo....it is too hard. Now it is extremely easy to clean up settlements, so easy that it will be boring. I can do it with my eyes closed.

You probably don't get invited to many parties.