State of the Game

[Ralph Vargr]

It's a strange world. Yesterday I was watching "Breakheart Pass", a Western, set on a murderous choo choo train. Filmed around Lewiston Idaho, it was written by a former Royal Navy sailor named Alistair McLean...

 

[Just]

That's how most of my most cherished stories begin.

So true.
I usually only know why I did something, if it confirms my opinion that I am an (bottompart)-hole.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[Bottom Hat]

I can't respond to that. Last time I tried resulted in a very uncomfortable meeting with the Dept. of State and a couple of other agencies that I am not at liberty to discuss.

Did they haz your stuphs?

I used to live in Gloucester and took part on the Cheese Roll several times, what what

Don't know why I did it, bloody stupid really.

I'd love to do that one day! Have watched several but my gf at the time wouldn't let me take part

 

[Oztig]

Clear as mud, really. Nice of you to clarify that!

So... Like baseball but without the action? (and hotdogs)?

Another sport we invented, an weren't any good at. Although we had the sense to forget about that one, and just play it at junior school, and call it rounders

 

[Darth Ender]

what's all this sports crap? did EA buy fdev?

 

[xzanfr]

On a walk today I spotted a cat with the same hair-dresser as snooker royalty Jimmy "whirlwind" White.

(I've added the inset picture of Jimmy "whirlwind" White - it's not stuck to the cat's back)

 

[Rubbernuke]

On a walk today I spotted a cat with the same hair-dresser as snooker royalty Jimmy "whirlwind" White.

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(I've added the inset picture of Jimmy "whirlwind" White - it's not stuck to the cat's back)

That cows possessed by a dark spirit.

I need a vicar to bless some BBQ sauce and get to exorcism

 

[shevek]

Clear as mud, really. Nice of you to clarify that!

So... Like baseball but without the action? (and hotdogs)?

Is baseball the same as rounders?

 

[Rat Catcher]

Is baseball the same as rounders?

No, the rounders sticks are shorter and there is a lack of hot dogs

 

[xzanfr]

That cows possessed by a dark spirit.

I need a vicar to bless some BBQ sauce and get to exorcism

It's saying "147".
I found out the hard way that its a bull.
Milk off, police called, children cried, all a bit of a nightmare to be honest.

 

[Rubbernuke]

THE POWER OF RONALD COMPELS THEE TO LEAVE THIS BEEFY VESSEL!

flicks holy BBQ sauce

hehehehehehehe YoUR mOTHeR eATs KAle In WaitrOse hehehehehehee

 

[DrinkyBird]

I saw some magpies on my way home from the shops today. What could possibly be lying on the side of the A38 that they deem worth scavenging for, I have no idea.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I saw some magpies on my way home from the shops today. What could possibly be lying on the side of the A38 that they deem worth scavenging for, I have no idea.

Depends- which end? Things get crazy in the West Country.

 

[Bottom Hat]

On a walk today I spotted a cat with the same hair-dresser as snooker royalty Jimmy "whirlwind" White.

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(I've added the inset picture of Jimmy "whirlwind" White - it's not stuck to the cat's back)

That really is uncanny. Did the cowbull only have one nut as well?

Possibly a low hanging fruit joke there, but it meant I could also make a low hanging fruit joke...

I saw some magpies on my way home from the shops today. What could possibly be lying on the side of the A38 that they deem worth scavenging for, I have no idea.

From the parts of the A38 I know, it is possible that it was a dead hobo.

 

[DrinkyBird]

Depends- which end? Things get crazy in the West Country.

Unfortunately for them, right at the other end.

From the parts of the A38 I know, it is possible that it was a dead hobo.

Given what happens round here, it's more likely to be a dead drug dealer...

 

[Rat Catcher]

Given what happens round here, it's more likely to be a dead drug dealer...

Oooo!
Which end of the A38? (although, in retrospect, either end could be 'interesting'!)

 

[xzanfr]

I saw some magpies on my way home from the shops today. What could possibly be lying on the side of the A38 that they deem worth scavenging for, I have no idea.

hobo's eyes.
magpie is roman for "flying, noisy, 4am wake up, ASBO psycho"

 

[Just]

Unfortunately for them, right at the other end.

Given what happens round here, it's more likely to be a dead drug dealer...

We REALLY need to know where it was.
To salvage... secure the evidence, obviously.

 

[xzanfr]

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THE POWER OF RONALD COMPELS THEE TO LEAVE THIS BEEFY VESSEL!

flicks holy BBQ sauce

hehehehehehehe YoUR mOTHeR eATs KAle In WaitrOse hehehehehehee

cows talk in comic sans.