Trouble is, my brambles are the Hans Gruber of weeds- they grow underneath or very near fruit and veg and hold them hostage.
The only way to get rid of them is to Yippie Kay Ay rip them out like John.
Oh, but that's the beauty of Roundup, at least the kind I buy over here: You just spray the leaves of the offending weed. It not only causes it to wither, it invades the plant itself and travels all they way through its roots, destroying every bit of it on its uncaring, merciless journey.
Whoah. Bunk time again, I think!
I remember one time I had a rat issue, so I went to the local Home Depot to see if they had any rat traps. And this kid tried to sell me on all kinds of gadgets designed to scare the rats away or repel or what have you. And, being the polite type that I am, I listened patiently to his whole "humane" sales spiel until he was done and then, calmly, explained to him that I didn't want to "drive them off." I wanted to kill them, murder them, eradicate them, bathe in the glorious sounds of their agonized screams as they prepared to meet their hellish maker, WIPE THEM OUT!
Sure, it got me another appointment with my parole officer as well as an addition to my restraining order, but at least I got the traps I wanted, so it was worth it.