So, a funny thing happened on the way to the bathroom...

Let me explain :)

So, sometimes I leave my game up and running in the background while I'm doing other things, be they on or off the computer. I minimized the game while I had my Cobra, Bonnie, cruising away from Compton Dock in Markanomovoy. While I was putzing around on the interwebs, I get a notice that ED has crashed. No biggie, I think, as I had been cruising at top speed for about 5-10 minutes, so I figured I was well away from the station when I crashed. I started the game up again a little while later, and casually logged into my character before going to the bathroom. I stayed long enough to see my game load, and I'm really lucky I did. I look at the screen, and notice something is very wrong. I'm seeing weird clipping action going on, and strange polygons about, then I realize - I spawned inside the station wall. Normally, death in ED is not necessarily very intimidating, since you can just pay the insurance and be right back up and playing again, of course, but I had recently pimped ol' Bonnie, to the tune of almost 2.5 million, and I knew I was rather low on funds, and insurance costs scale with the cost of parts and such, so... yeah, I was freaking out! I grab the controller, then notice I've been given a trespass warning, and I have something like 25 seconds to get out of the station before they light me up. Crap.

After turning about frantically for a few seconds, I find and get into the inside of the station from the wall with about 20 seconds left to go, then waste 5 more precious seconds going the wrong way, deeper into the station, away from the letterbox! I turn around at the far end of the station after my mistake, with something like 10-15 seconds left to go until I become a bright fiery piñata. I swing her around, and pray to the gaming gods that, just this once, the game doesn't turn into a slide show as I'm trying to leave the station. Four pips to engines, roll on the power, and then I boost at top speed! Guys, 10 seconds have never been so long, yet so short in my entire life. I see the clock ticking down: 5... 4... 3... 2...


I clear the letterbox with 1 SECOND to go. 200 credit fine.


Best 200 credits I've ever spent in Elite Dangerous! And by far the most memorable moment I've ever had in-game...


...And all thanks to a glitch ;) Best part? I never even sat down, and my girlfriend watched the entire thing from the couch! And she was legitimately impressed!


How's that for awesome?
 
I have had this happen twice, the first time I did not make it out before being taught a lesson about illegal trespassing in a station. The second time while I was still trapped in the walls I requested landing and received it. Dropped into the station and landed.
 

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This has happened several times to me, generaly after i am forced to CTRL ALT DEL when the game freezes. It did it this AM at Beagle 2, I shut the throttle and CTRL ALT DEL again then restarted again and all was fine
 
I've had 5 (five!) inter space station excursions now. Each time was after a crash. Only one killed me though.

It's a weirdly fun experience! Nice story! :cool:
 
I've had 5 (five!) inter space station excursions now. Each time was after a crash. Only one killed me though.

It's a weirdly fun experience! Nice story! :cool:

Thanks :D I'm not lying when I say it was by far the single most memorable moment I've ever had playing this game, and that's saying something, as I've had lots playing ED!
 
This has happened to me several times unfortunately. Somehow it has never killed me but I have almost gotten the station lasers on me. In beta 2 it would happen at wingrove platform, I would fly toward the station and all of a sudden it would teleport around me. Very weird.
 
Nice one :)

I've got a similar story, was cruising in SC looking for bounties , zeroed the throttle and went to the little commanders room. Got back just as i was being interdicted and it turns out to be a pirate asp. I went at him with gusto, not caring how much the bounty was, afterall he interdicted me. As he pops a bounty for 28,000 flashes on the screen :D
 
You were lucky!

Cruising slowly towards the slot to leave the space station when game crashes - oh poop. Well at least I was going slowly and aimed at the slot so maybe I got out (8 mega cred Asp at risk here).
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Signed on again - can't connect to server, double poop.
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Eventually get signed on and I am in the walls as the OP describes, weird bits of stuff all over the place, getting knocked about as the station rotates, still got some shields. But here's the killer - because I use two identical joysticks I have to spend 5 minutes rebinding all the controls whenever I start the game! So I have all the problems the OPs describes plus NO control of the ship - joy joy joy.
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Eventually got out by frantically referring to my backup keyboard mappings (which I never use now and couldn't remember) but it was touch and go.
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I've got to get them to fix the Joystick thing.
 
You were lucky!

Cruising slowly towards the slot to leave the space station when game crashes - oh poop. Well at least I was going slowly and aimed at the slot so maybe I got out (8 mega cred Asp at risk here).
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Signed on again - can't connect to server, double poop.
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Eventually get signed on and I am in the walls as the OP describes, weird bits of stuff all over the place, getting knocked about as the station rotates, still got some shields. But here's the killer - because I use two identical joysticks I have to spend 5 minutes rebinding all the controls whenever I start the game! So I have all the problems the OPs describes plus NO control of the ship - joy joy joy.
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Eventually got out by frantically referring to my backup keyboard mappings (which I never use now and couldn't remember) but it was touch and go.
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I've got to get them to fix the Joystick thing.

Wow :eek: Seems you got me beat, friend!

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Nice one :)

I've got a similar story, was cruising in SC looking for bounties , zeroed the throttle and went to the little commanders room. Got back just as i was being interdicted and it turns out to be a pirate asp. I went at him with gusto, not caring how much the bounty was, afterall he interdicted me. As he pops a bounty for 28,000 flashes on the screen :D

Now that's what I call a nice surprise :)
 
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I have had this happen twice, the first time I did not make it out before being taught a lesson about illegal trespassing in a station. The second time while I was still trapped in the walls I requested landing and received it. Dropped into the station and landed.

I didn't realize what an accomplishment this alone was until I tried it a night or so ago... and got denied :( Apparently you have to leave the station first...? What if I made a mistake, can't leave fast enough, and don't want to die a painful, fiery death? I'm thinking that's a pretty good reason to approve my request...

:rolleyes:

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lol Lady luck was smiling upon you :)

I know! Apparently, Luck WAS a lady that night...
 
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This has happened to me a number of times now.. you can actually look for a gap and make your way out of some of the stations (eg not through the letter box).
 
This has happened to me a number of times now.. you can actually look for a gap and make your way out of some of the stations (eg not through the letter box).
A safer option is just to save and exit, wait a few minutes, and log back in to find yourself hoovering outside the station.
My theory is that your ship stays on its saved coordinates in space while the station follows its orbit.
 
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