I had a gerbil once. It came from Germany. I called it Joeseph. It ran its own newspaper that continually decried cats. I don't get out much.Ah, but this patch today wasn't really a patch by the definition of patches then, since the patching it was doing was primarily to patches being caused by the previous patch?
Also, here's a dog called Patch, sitting at a pumpkin patch:
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