Well, a famous quote I once heard/read, and oft repeat, "Star Trek is like McDonalds. Its not the best but there sure is a lot of it."Just wait until you find out what caused the burn. If you don't eject your telly from the window I'd be very surprised.
The only way I can tolerate this new Trek is if I imagine it to be one of Reg Barclays holo-deck programs gone wrong.
I do like
<locks lips, throws away the key, exits the room>