State of the Game

[Rubbernuke]

You're welcome



I agree with you on this mate, but I do get caught out now and then too!



That made me laugh - and people don't think animals hold grudges!

I bloody hate the damn animal. I swear I caught it licking its own spheres on my doorstep one night. I popped the porch light on and there it was, tongue out.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Time to bring out Taxidermy Fox again, in homage to how I imagine RN's looked about his blocked hole.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Time to bring out Taxidermy Fox again, in homage to how I imagine RN's looked about his blocked hole.

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It will certainly have that expression as I'll be stuffing its own paws up its backside.

 

[Bottom Hat]

It will certainly have that expression as I'll be stuffing its own paws up its backside.

That's the sort of thing I had in mind, hence taxidermy fox looking quite fitting!

 

[WhiteShadow]

I was browsing the Pot Noodle Facebook page and found this...

Spoiler: TRIGGER WARNING

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[Rubbernuke]

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This is correct feels for 'that'

 

[WhiteShadow]

This is correct feels for 'that'

I do like the odd pot noodle (Chicken and Mushroom, obviously, closely followed by Beef ant Tomato!), but that is an abomination that I cannot un-see, and will likely be haunted by it for the rest of my days.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Chicken and Mushroom, obviously

 

[WhiteShadow]

I made wontons the other week... came out pretty darn special! (I now have a little over a hundred portioned up in the freezer)

 

[Rubbernuke]

Nice! I've always wanted to try them. I've tried steamed dumplings but I always have to much bread dough

 

[WhiteShadow]

Somebody please Cheer meup

I've had a e week sop far - Dad Died, Better half has had major stroke. everything is going f'ing wrong

I may have been drinking, and apologies for posting personal, depressing stuff here, but what the fuji!
I'm off to get drunmk

I may post a 72 hour video about my predicament, whilst releasing a book about it - it seems to be the current trend, from sad attention seeking to$$eerrss (which probably included me)

We are all here for you chap, even if it's just to help you let off steam and allow you a little escapism, we're here.

o7

 

[WhiteShadow]

True story, earlier my wife was taking our granddaughter for her horse riding lesson. The wife was wearing a nice Bourbor Jacket. I said "that's nice is it new?" No she said I've had it ages but was too fat to wear it. I said "oh have you had it altered?" Won't speak to me now...

 

[LeoBartlet]

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I'm borrowing this thanks.

Edit: Btw I want that wonton soup all in and about my mouth.

 

[WhiteShadow]

I'm borrowing this thanks.

Edit: Btw I want that wonton soup all in and about my mouth.

Please, take it with my blessing!

 

[WhiteShadow]

Edit: Btw I want that wonton soup all in and about my mouth.

You're a little far out of my catchment area for local deliveries, I'm afraid!

Happy to provide the recipe if you can get the ingredients?

 

[LeoBartlet]

You're a little far out of my catchment area for local deliveries, I'm afraid!

Happy to provide the recipe if you can get the ingredients?

Go for it.

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[WhiteShadow]

Go for it.

This link so far is the best recipe for the Wonton's I've tried so far:

Wonton Soup

Homemade wontons are so easy to make, and you'll be amazed how fast they are to make! This is an authentic Chinese wonton soup recipe, better than takeout!

www.recipetineats.com

As for the broth, I (thankfully) have a small Chinese supermarket round the corner, so I can get this:

which makes it taste exactly like from the Chinese takeaway! (one teaspoon of this per 330ml serving of stock)

 

[WhiteShadow]

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The double Oof... I approve

 

[WhiteShadow]

Have we had this version yet?