State of the Game

I can only imagine what it's like to be in some of their houses...

What's the matter love, you've barely touched your tea?
nuthin...
Is it something going on at work? Oh no, you got passed over for that promotion?
no...
Is it your dad? Look, I know you haven't spoken in years, but am sure you can mend things with him, especially with your mum dying last week.
no...
Is it the fact that our son ran away and is living on the streets, addicted to drugs and selling himself to the highest bidder?
no...
Then tell me! I love you more than anything, and I want to help!
Well, its my pretend spaceship you see, I got a new engine for it and I hoped it could jump 80ly with it but it can only jump 78.8ly instead
Oh, well that seems a bit...
AND IT'S THOSE DEVS. I KNOW IT. THEY'RE SPYING ON ME, RITA. THEY WANT ME TO SUFFER. ME, SPECIFICALLY.
Er...
And I've messaged Sally 43 times about it and she hasn't responded once! WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!?!
Um...
I'VE POINTED OUT THE STEAM CHARTS, RITA. THE STEAM CHARTS. THEY DON'T CARE.
Why don't you have...
AND THE CONTENT CREATORS!! OBSIDIAN ANT BARELY COVERS IT ANY MORE!
Wait, who the fu...
WE'RE FKING DOOMED, RITA. DOOMED. ITS ALL GONE TO @#$# AND FDEV DOESN'T CARE!!!
Because of a computer game?
I EVEN WROTE AN OPEN LETTER. THREATENING TO QUIT! YOU KNOW WHO CARED? NOBODY!!!!
Open letter to who, love? I have absolutely no ide...
You know what the worst thing is?
Apart from your mum dying you mean?
The GRIND. They MAKE us do it.
They who make you grind what now?
THE GRIND. RELOGGING. IT'S PART OF THEIR PLAN, BECAUSE OF SHARE PRICES AND BREBUS.
Brebus? Is he part of that game?
HE HATES US ALL.
Who does? And who's this Sally person you've been messaging?
Doesn't matter. None of them play it anyways. Nobody does. Steam charts. Content creat... why is everything going dark?
Because I just stabbed you in the eye. I'm sick of this, Barry.
 
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I can only imagine what it's like to be in some of their houses...

What's the matter love, you've barely touched your tea?
nuthin...
Is it something going on at work? Oh no, you got passed over for that promotion?
no...
Is it your dad? Look, I know you haven't spoken in years, but am sure you can mend things with him, especially with your mum dying last week.
no...
Is it the fact that our son ran away and is living on the streets, addicted to drugs and selling himself to the highest bidder?
no...
Then tell me! I love you more than anything, and I want to help!
Well, its my pretend spaceship you see, I got a new engine for it and I hoped it could jump 80ly with it but it can only jump 78.8ly instead
Oh, well that seems a bit...
AND IT'S THOSE DEVS. I KNOW IT. THEY'RE SPYING ON ME, RITA. THEY WANT ME TO SUFFER. ME, SPECIFICALLY.
Er...
And I've messaged Sally 43 times about it and she hasn't responded once! WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!?!
Um...
I'VE POINTED OUT THE STEAM CHARTS, RITA. THE STEAM CHARTS. THEY DON'T CARE.
Why don't you have...
AND THE CONTENT CREATORS!! OBSIDIAN ANT BARELY COVERS IT ANY MORE!
Wait, who the fu...
WE'RE FKING DOOMED, RITA. DOOMED. ITS ALL GONE TO @#$# AND FDEV DOESN'T CARE!!!
Because of a computer game?
I EVEN WROTE AN OPEN LETTER. THREATENING TO QUIT! YOU KNOW WHO CARED? NOBODY!!!!
Open letter to who, love? I have absolutely no ide...
You know what the worst thing is?
Apart from your mum dying you mean?
The GRIND. They MAKE us do it.
They who make you grind what now?
THE GRIND. RELOGGING. IT'S PART OF THEIR PLAN, BECAUSE OF SHARE PRICES AND BREBUS.
Brebus? Is he part of that game?
HE HATES US ALL.
Who does? And who's this Sally person you've been messaging?
Doesn't matter. None of them play it anyways. Nobody does. Steam charts. Content creat... why is everything going dark?
Because I just stabbed you in the eye. I'm sick of this, Barry.

Well this wins the post of the month if not year.
 
I can only imagine what it's like to be in some of their houses...

What's the matter love, you've barely touched your tea?
nuthin...
Is it something going on at work? Oh no, you got passed over for that promotion?
no...
Is it your dad? Look, I know you haven't spoken in years, but am sure you can mend things with him, especially with your mum dying last week.
no...
Is it the fact that our son ran away and is living on the streets, addicted to drugs and selling himself to the highest bidder?
no...
Then tell me! I love you more than anything, and I want to help!
Well, its my pretend spaceship you see, I got a new engine for it and I hoped it could jump 80ly with it but it can only jump 78.8ly instead
Oh, well that seems a bit...
AND IT'S THOSE DEVS. I KNOW IT. THEY'RE SPYING ON ME, RITA. THEY WANT ME TO SUFFER. ME, SPECIFICALLY.
Er...
And I've messaged Sally 43 times about it and she hasn't responded once! WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!?!
Um...
I'VE POINTED OUT THE STEAM CHARTS, RITA. THE STEAM CHARTS. THEY DON'T CARE.
Why don't you have...
AND THE CONTENT CREATORS!! OBSIDIAN ANT BARELY COVERS IT ANY MORE!
Wait, who the fu...
WE'RE FKING DOOMED, RITA. DOOMED. ITS ALL GONE TO @#$# AND FDEV DOESN'T CARE!!!
Because of a computer game?
I EVEN WROTE AN OPEN LETTER. THREATENING TO QUIT! YOU KNOW WHO CARED? NOBODY!!!!
Open letter to who, love? I have absolutely no ide...
You know what the worst thing is?
Apart from your mum dying you mean?
The GRIND. They MAKE us do it.
They who make you grind what now?
THE GRIND. RELOGGING. IT'S PART OF THEIR PLAN, BECAUSE OF SHARE PRICES AND BREBUS.
Brebus? Is he part of that game?
HE HATES US ALL.
Who does? And who's this Sally person you've been messaging?
Doesn't matter. None of them play it anyways. Nobody does. Steam charts. Content creat... why is everything going dark?
Because I just stabbed you in the eye. I'm sick of this, Barry.
And it was all just a dream, because it's not like any ED player could ever find a lover to talk to.
 
Yeah, there's never a good reason/excuse to abuse anyone for anything.
abuse implies unwarranted or excessive. Which is a judgement call.

On one hand, words can hurt sometimes. on the other, they're getting paid real money (usually) and maybe lied, undelivered, altered the product in unwanted ways etc.

Who's to say not being worth a pube isn't justified feedback? only history.
 
I can only imagine what it's like to be in some of their houses...

What's the matter love, you've barely touched your tea?
nuthin...
Is it something going on at work? Oh no, you got passed over for that promotion?
no...
Is it your dad? Look, I know you haven't spoken in years, but am sure you can mend things with him, especially with your mum dying last week.
no...
Is it the fact that our son ran away and is living on the streets, addicted to drugs and selling himself to the highest bidder?
no...
Then tell me! I love you more than anything, and I want to help!
Well, its my pretend spaceship you see, I got a new engine for it and I hoped it could jump 80ly with it but it can only jump 78.8ly instead
Oh, well that seems a bit...
AND IT'S THOSE DEVS. I KNOW IT. THEY'RE SPYING ON ME, RITA. THEY WANT ME TO SUFFER. ME, SPECIFICALLY.
Er...
And I've messaged Sally 43 times about it and she hasn't responded once! WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL DAY?!?!
Um...
I'VE POINTED OUT THE STEAM CHARTS, RITA. THE STEAM CHARTS. THEY DON'T CARE.
Why don't you have...
AND THE CONTENT CREATORS!! OBSIDIAN ANT BARELY COVERS IT ANY MORE!
Wait, who the fu...
WE'RE FKING DOOMED, RITA. DOOMED. ITS ALL GONE TO @#$# AND FDEV DOESN'T CARE!!!
Because of a computer game?
I EVEN WROTE AN OPEN LETTER. THREATENING TO QUIT! YOU KNOW WHO CARED? NOBODY!!!!
Open letter to who, love? I have absolutely no ide...
You know what the worst thing is?
Apart from your mum dying you mean?
The GRIND. They MAKE us do it.
They who make you grind what now?
THE GRIND. RELOGGING. IT'S PART OF THEIR PLAN, BECAUSE OF SHARE PRICES AND BREBUS.
Brebus? Is he part of that game?
HE HATES US ALL.
Who does? And who's this Sally person you've been messaging?
Doesn't matter. None of them play it anyways. Nobody does. Steam charts. Content creat... why is everything going dark?
Because I just stabbed you in the eye. I'm sick of this, Barry.
LOL

You write comedy skits for a living right? The whole student loan thing is just a cover?
 
This thread is like Russian roulette at times.
Speaking of Russian. The Russian thread is all over the Mass Manager thing and analyzing the changes down to the 100th of a LY.

EDIT: and comparing to coriolis.io

Apparently one of them got it working but another one hasn't yet. Not sure if its an argument but there sure are a lot of words (as translated by Google) which would not be allowed here...
 
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