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Oztig said:
I think eddy is probably busy at the minute, but I'll give him a call after the match.
How can he refuse, he's getting 2 players of ourcalibre for just one manu
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He should be pleased - I dunno about you, but I don't need to bulk up much for the weight either.

Granted the weight is in the wrong form, but as long as he doesn't expect running, it'll be a good deal all round.

Do you know though, is Tiny Eddie smaller than Tom Cruise?

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Never mind me, sometimes I can't see the forest for trees and sometimes I can't see the trees for what they really are... 😉
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Don't sweat it - it's probably nothing more than our different sides of the Atlantic not letting us always see through each others sarcasm I imagine - but to be fair we do very well as a group! ;)

Oztig said:
I think to quote Lord melchett, we've come to regard ender as a sort of son, not a favourite son, obviously; more an illegitimate backstairs kind of sprog, who nobody really likes
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This would be great on a tombstone, but I won't say Ender's tombstone as that would just sound evil.


In Deadpool whisper voice - "on Ender's tombstone..."
 

Darth Ender

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This would be great on a tombstone, but I won't say Ender's tombstone as that would just sound evil.


In Deadpool whisper voice - "on Ender's tombstone..."
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tombstones on the brain eh? even though it may not seem like it... chronic consumption of poseur uk bacon wont necessarily lead to your death. that's just the disappointment weighing on your soul after realising you've been eating inferior food.
 

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It moight getcha witha poirk swoird mate!

(I apologize for a terrible
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He should be pleased - I dunno about you, but I don't need to bulk up much for the weight either.

Granted the weight is in the wrong form, but as long as he doesn't expect running, it'll be a good deal all round.

Do you know though, is Tiny Eddie smaller than Tom Cruise?



Don't sweat it - it's probably nothing more than our different sides of the Atlantic not letting us always see through each others sarcasm I imagine - but to be fair we do very well as a group! ;)



This would be great on a tombstone, but I won't say Ender's tombstone as that would just sound evil.


In Deadpool whisper voice - "on Ender's tombstone..."
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Surely nobody is smaller than Tom cruise. In the same way that nobody is as ca k as Sonia doing interviews.
That was an intense game. I can now sit back and enjoy Wales v Australia

Edit: my physique perfectly matches my weight😀
 
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Darth Ender said:
tombstones on the brain eh? even though it may not seem like it... chronic consumption of poseur uk bacon wont necessarily lead to your death. that's just the disappointment weighing on your soul after realising you've been eating inferior food.
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Scratch my previous comment, put it on your tombstone in advance!


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Oztig said:
Surely nobody is smaller than Tom cruise. In the same way that nobody is as ca k as Sonia doing interviews.
That was an intense game. I can now sit back and enjoy Wales v Australia

Edit: my physique perfectly matches my weight😀
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You make a good point. Tom Cruise is actually smaller than the current queen of Scotland, and that is pushing boundaries.

I'm glad Sonia has shut her stupid face now. She can't repeat the same question to any more players at least. I did enjoy the interview she did with Lawes though, who looked like he was more interested in Ender's opinion on the SotG, than in paying any attention to her.


Perhaps you could get me back into shape for training mate? Do you recommend I stand up for training? I'd rather not really, but you gotta put in the work.
 

Oztig

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You make a good point. Tom Cruise is actually smaller than the current queen of Scotland, and that is pushing boundaries.

I'm glad Sonia has shut her stupid face now. She can't repeat the same question to any more players at least. I did enjoy the interview she did with Lawes though, who looked like he was more interested in Ender's opinion on the SotG, than in paying any attention to her.


Perhaps you could get me back into shape for training mate? Do you recommend I stand up for training? I'd rather not really, but you gotta put in the work.
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I should perhaps change my statement to "my weight matches my physique"
I think standing is overdoing it. I,m currently planning dragging myself.f to the kitchen for another beer, and tobung the curry in the oven
 

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You make a good point. Tom Cruise is actually smaller than the current queen of Scotland, and that is pushing boundaries.
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Surly not

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Oztig said:
I should perhaps change my statement to "my weight matches my physique"
I think standing is overdoing it. I,m currently planning dragging myself.f to the kitchen for another beer, and tobung the curry in the oven
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Hmmm, I hadn't considered dragging myself around. It's a good idea and may prove less effort than rolling around like a giant man-sausage.


(Just for Leo)


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Surly not

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Yay for Nicola Krankie!

LeoBartlet said:
I think it's time we consider putting a block on people posting in this thread who've not played 5k+ hours of ED.

So I'll be leaving now bye.

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Aww don't leave mate, how will we keep up with historical technological developments that are currently fashionable in Scotland if you leave?

More importantly, we need all our strength to defeat his Bellness.
 
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