I had all summer to fix our back garden security light but now that it's winter and raining a lot I figured it's now a good time to get it fixed. Not that anyone will break in but it at least might help the milkman find the right door for a change.
Do you ask him to make sure you get your own bottles back? (Ref to Mrs Bookay)... but it at least might help the milkman find the right door for a change.
Do you ask him to make sure you get your own bottles back? (Ref to Mrs Bookay)
I haven't seen a milkman in probably 40 or more years. Didn't realize that was still a thing...
I had all summer to fix our back garden security light but now that it's winter and raining a lot I figured it's now a good time to get it fixed. Not that anyone will break in but it at least might help the milkman find the right door for a change.
It's all plastic bottles we get delivered here.
Does he nick them by the palette from Asda before delivery?
I only drink once every few years m'lud.If you drink all week, and never really stop, does this count as once a week - Just asking for a friend.
My parents always wait until it's dark, cold, and moist before requiring "help" with outdoor jobs.
Had to carry a 6 foot fence panel a mile this morning as it cost 4 quid to get it delivered. I'm glad it was cheaper for them that way. So very glad. Oh yes.
Good of them not to spend too much of your inheritance.
Classic parent!My parents always wait until it's dark, cold, and moist before requiring "help" with outdoor jobs.
Had to carry a 6 foot fence panel a mile this morning as it cost 4 quid to get it delivered. I'm glad it was cheaper for them that way. So very glad. Oh yes.
i don't know if I believe this story. I'm having an imagination failure with you "quietly swearing"...You make a very adulterous point.
At least I'll be able to put the 4 quid towards my future chiropractor's kids education.
Half the trip is through an active cemetery though, and there were a few heads turning at the rough looking bloke frozen and carrying a fence panel around, whilst quietly swearing a lot.
Ahaha, the rebellion has begun... they are for the jedi now, the vegan jedi.Well....thats a bit worrying. My kids favorite TV programme is now......Poirot on ITV 3.
I mean, wut?
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I knew the floating TV remote was a bad sign.Ahaha, the rebellion has begun... they are for the jedi now, the vegan jedi.
Going through a cemetary - a sign of respect, obviously!i don't know if I believe this story. I'm having an imagination failure with you "quietly swearing"...
Classic parent!
You can almost see them on the phone "don't worry nice young man, our son will carry it"
i don't know if I believe this story. I'm having an imagination failure with you "quietly swearing"...
Going through a cemetary - a sign of respect, obviously!
I feel, deep in my totally corrupt mind, that you have, somehow, failed me...It's a big path through there for people to walk through - I didn't just wander over graves with a bloody fence panel on my back!