Love that Darkfyre99It was a solemn gathering at a Dublin Citadel, Hangar 31C. Dominating the hangar was a massive wedge-shaped object draped in sackcloth. Chief Officer of Operations of Stevenson Whirlwind Adventures, as well as lead pit crew boss Gyeong Castro, addressed the gathered team.
“We all know why we’re here. Our illustrious leader, Commander Stevenson, has brought shame upon us all by once again failing to read the instructions fully.” The woman pointed dramatically towards an auburn haired heavy-worlder sitting a cardboard marked "penalty," with a worn placard engraved with “RTFM” around her neck.
“This stain of dishonor must be purged from our organization. I decided to blend ancient Buckyball tradition with all of your suggestions, and have decided upon this course of action. First, she must complete one run, reciting 'I must read all the directions'..."
"I thought we decided on instructions..."
"Weren't these rules?"
"WHATEVER! The point is, she must do this at each stop. And until she completes the course at least once, she must fly... THE SHIP OF SHAME!"
A robotic arm removed the sackcloth tarp from the ship.
It was a Cobra Mark III, one of the older variants. It had been painted what had once been called "School Bus Yellow." Safefy reflectors had been glued along its edges. Styrofoam pads had been glued to the front, upon which had been painted a goofy looking grin. Large googly eyes had been attached the doors of the larger weapons bays. The words "SHAME!" had been written boldly on its side, and in the place of her customary decals, was a lamb wearing a bicycle helmet. Finally, rocket fins had been applied liberally along the back of the ship.
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You can watch the Shame run in about 30 minutes below. Amusingly, I almost beat my initial time, despite focusing on actually finishing the run and fumbling with my keyboard in VR.
Source: https://youtu.be/OUfYWPxLgYk
Final boom collection from me:
That's my runs over.
Massive thanks to @Fish172 for running the race! Fantastic course, many rebuys, it's been a hoot.
Here's to lots of PBs in the last few days, fly fast everyone o7