JINGLESED ! ! !
I have been Jinglesed I tell you.
JINGLESED ! ! !
Hahahahahahaha . . .
How do you mean Cohen the Worrior? Is that even a word? And if it is, what does it mean?
Sure it's a word. It's right there. There ! ! !
You're staring at it. How can it not be a word if you're seeing it with your own eyes?
But let me explain what it means.
I was minding my ow business, basking in the glory of my spanking new Imperial Cutter, shaking my fist and cursing at people who offered bio waste hauls, when in came the call to arms: the Thargoids were at it again.
So I had my DBX delivered and rushed over to the Onoros system. Quite a trip.
Once there I ordered the Vulture and that took a while. And some money.
But wait, is it even equipped to deal with the Thargoids? Apparently not, AX MCs were required.
These were available in the area, but sadly out of reach of the Vulture. So stripped it out, put in a bigger FSD and went over there.
The AX MC looked tiny on the hardpoints. Sigh, they were meds and the Vulture has large hardpoints.
Hahahahahahaha . . .
Ok, so I need large AX MCs. Where do I find those?
...
What, all the way back out there?
Hahahahahahaha . . .
Hopped in the DBX and I'm on my way.
But will I be able to even buy the large weapon in my DBX? Surely not.
So I have to recall my Vulture, buy the AX MC, get all the way back to Onoros and have the Vulture delivered again?
There must be a better way. And there is.
I'll buy a Vulture there use it to order the weapons, then sell it again.
Great plan. Dang, these AX MCs are
not cheap. I better get to a Li Yong-Rui system. A bit further away but I'l save some money.
Ok, got there. Buying a Vulture... Or not.
Is there no cheaper ship with a large hardpoint? And there is, it's a DBX.
Wait a minute, I'm in a DBX.
Hahahahahahaha . . .
Ok, that was a waste of effort.
So here I am finally back on my way to the Onoros system one AX MC on the DBX, one in storage.
Can't send it there yet, have to get there first, then have it delivered.
With a bit of luck, the Vulture will be operational today.
So tell me, have I ben Jinglesed or not?