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The Hugh Hefner lounge was enormous. With a Cuban clamped between his teeth, Commander Otto sped through vacuum, close on the heels of Cleo the caramel colored pleasure droid. Cleo spun in the air like a cat,drove her long legs against the Moroccan love seat screwed to the floor, and shot towards the ceiling shrieking with laughter. Snatching vainly at the droids gold laminated bikini bottoms, Otto bounced of the signed portrait of Jackie Collins on the far wall and flew skyward. Slobbering at Cleo's magnificent bosom, Otto never saw the enormous air conditioning fan in the ceiling.
There's just something about this one that makes me giggle. It could be the laminated bikini, or Jackie Collins' portrait, but whatever it is the ceiling fan is icing on quite a rich cake :D
 
The investigators noted that the victim's face was wet and there was a small puddle on the floor of the ship. The autopsy revealed that the victim had drowned and that he had taken sleeping pills.

John sighed “I don't get it boss, how can someone drown on spaceship?”

Harry explained “ You forget that ships spend a lot of time at zero g. Water stays in big globules, if you get one of those over your face and you don't push it away, you will drown. He was unconscious so couldn't save himself. Looks like we have a murder”.


Gal Cop investigators are currently seeking a homicidal globule. Pilots are advised to approach all unidentified fluids with caution.
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There's just something about this one that makes me giggle. It could be the laminated bikini, or Jackie Collins' portrait, but whatever it is the ceiling fan is icing on quite a rich cake :D

Thankyou. This drabble is dedicated to Jackie Collins.
 
Everyone must be out gambolling with the bunny rabbits in the bright sunshine. I live in Scotland where the only difference between summer and winter is that the rain is slightly warmer.

I'll host it again if nobody else wants the honour. We could always award the drabble winners with the privilege of hosting the next drabble contest. But that might mean a dramatic decrease in the quality of Ireland's entry and "My Lovely Horse" winning the contest.

If no-one has any objections then, I'll keep the contest open until Saturday night for any late entries. I'll run the poll from Sunday morning. There does seem to be less people around at the moment. I'll keep it going over several days to allow people time to vote.
 
it is a little quieter...

I was alarmed to miss the chance at a movie thread this week... but no matter... back stronger next week..

Things here are a little hectic.... plenty of time yesterday for making pictures though!!! weird how that happens
 
New Drabble Theme

After much thought and continued thinking.. I have reached a conclusion for the theme for this week's drabble... thank you to Cathy for passing the torch..

I would very much like to set a PHRASE for use in your drabbles... and that phrase is

'...and that's why I wear this onesie!'
 
Hah, I figured you'd choose "onesie" as a theme so I already had a story idea in my head which ended with "And that's why I wear a onesie".
 
'But It looks smart'

'I don't care how it looks its hideous it makes me look like a thirty five year old baby'

'Pink is so your colour'

'Why do we have to wear these anyway?'

'You know why, its bad protocol not to wear them'

'and THATS why I wear this onesie?!?' They don't think about how it offends us, stupid Lave Holidays.....it makes me look...'

'your wearing the pink onesie and that's the end of the subject'

'Barbra Cartland Appreciation day is a load of twaddle, why is it a Laveian Global holiday anyway?'
 
Wearing a Onesie: And That's Why I Don't Wear a Onesie

Psykokow finished his lengthy explaination with “...and that's why I wear this onesie!” Dave wasn't listening. He was wearing a standard space suit. RemLocks are fine for emergencies but why bother taking chances?

Dave pulled the lever down to vent the atmosphere. The screaming started at the same time as the hiss of the escaping air.

Pushing the lever back up stopped the venting and reinstated the air pressure as quickly as possible. That might stop someone from dying but it wouldn't stop their eyes bulging out of their heads and their sweat boiling through the pores of their skin.
 
Is it Cold in here?

It was dark in the hold, they had been losing power in dribs and drabs and the ship's core temperature had dropped to just above freezing point.

Frank was pacing back and forth waving his arms and wheezing, his breath clouding around him and turning to ice droplets. His skin was turning slightly blue and the rescue team still hadn't arrived.

At the back of the hold, the only part of the ship still intact a figure appears. All in black and eating an icelolly. The pink faced Psykokow smiles at Frank saying "and that's why I wear a onesie.."
 
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