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Frank

Frank
psykokow said:
yeah... not looking forward to recording these this week.. can't think why.
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I can imagine you relishing your own Drabble though, maybe even sound effects? ;)


psykokow said:
08 *097* - Frank - Sommit BORING or owt : http://forums.frontier.co.uk/showpost.php?p=665867&postcount=3936[/SIZE]
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Oh dear! That's a bit scary. I just put down a random selection of words and it was only three short of a Drabble. I'm starting to think in Drabbles. :eek:

No 8 is just a bit of fun.
 

Rog

Rog
The mysterious case of the disappearing inspector.

The galley door burst open.

"Station Inspectorate! Move aside while I perform a surprise hygiene check!"

"Yeah, sez who?" spat Zebu the gnarled chef, pausing his Jonty bass dissection.

A badge was thrust in his face

"S. I. Kokow, eh? Be my guest..."

"Crivvens man! When was this place last sanitised? I can see six reasons to shut you down already..."

Zebu's eyes narrowed.

"...traces of Novabola..."

"...worst station I've ever..."

"...prohibited foodstuffs..."

Zebu locked the door...

Delighted station diners were later full of praise for the unexpected 'beef' dish on the menu. Made a nice change from the fish.
 

Darkoba

D
Just a quick tribute to Robin Williams:

The world seems a little less safe, and also a little less sane, without him. He was a man who made one reflect on one's principles and mores. He held up a mirror to the world. Sadly gone from us. Let's try to make it without him...

Fly well Robin, and thanks for everything. Nanu, nanu, Over and out.
 

Erik Marcaigh

Erik Marcaigh
(I wanted to do this last night, but there were only 3 Drabbles. Now I'm posting right after a memorial to Robin Williams, which is not meant disrespectfully for such a talented comedian and actor and person as he was.)

The Current Kill Count
With 8 stories reporting in thus far

The 'Kow: 3 deaths
Frank: 3 deaths
TJ: 2 deaths
Random Pirate: 1 death
Susan "Boils": 1 death

Let the humorous carnage continue!
 
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Ian Phillips

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Ian Phillips
Dear Mr P,

could I please request that you SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY :mad:

Just because I have sealed you into a full vat of cow manure at the end of my little story is no reason to abuse your mod powers and deliberately mis-spell my name AGAIN :mad:

It is Ian Phillips - two L's followed by an I.

Thank you SO much.

Yours with gritted teeth,

IAN PHILLIPS
 

Erik Marcaigh

Erik Marcaigh
Ian Phillips said:
Dear Mr P,

could I please request that you SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY :mad:

Just because I have sealed you into a full vat of cow manure at the end of my little story is no reason to abuse your mod powers and deliberately mis-spell my name AGAIN :mad:

It is Ian Phillips - two L's followed by an I.

Thank you SO much.

Yours with gritted teeth,

IAN PHILLIPS
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"Yes'suh, Massah Fillups, Suh! Right away, suh!"

lol
 

KalRyper

KalRyper
Burger in a pun

Frank was the catalyst: a secret agent for the Fishmongers, he had disguised as a new starter for Mamba’s Mixed Grill outlet.

Newly opened by the Bürgermeister, Frank tried to impress the same individual with his bun-puns:
“Lettuce help you sir. Mayo look to my left for a selection of burgers. Relish anything?”
“A regular double-cheese burger lad,” was the response.
“For two more credits, we can Anaconda-size it.”
“Sure.”

Frank pulled a blaster from beneath the counter and delivered a pun staccato, “Death to Bur-gherkin. Shoal long suckers!”

He fired the opening shot of the surf ‘n’ turf wars.
 

Ian Phillips

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Ian Phillips
psykokow,

I will be home on thursday evening....So if you want to do the ones where Franks gets it, I'll GLADLY do the ones where you die a gruesome and timely death :D
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
Volunteer Moderator
Sir.Tj
Erik Marcaigh said:
(I wanted to do this last night, but there were only 3 Drabbles. Now I'm posting right after a memorial to Robin Williams, which is not meant disrespectfully for such a talented comedian and actor and person as he was.)

The Current Kill Count
With 8 stories reporting in thus far

The 'Kow: 3 deaths
Frank: 3 deaths
TJ: 2 deaths
Random Pirate: 1 death
Susan "Boils": 1 death

Let the humorous carnage continue!
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Only 2...I must try harder. :D
 

Erik Marcaigh

Erik Marcaigh
Frank said:
It would have been less than that and all. By the time the Lakon had smashed into your ship I'd reached my 100 word quota.

I would have saved you, but I just didn't have the words.
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Psykokow would have survived too if he didn't like wearing his RemLock mask around his 'nethers all the time.

Save TJ and shame 'Kow all at once. :D Too bad it's 19 more words!
 

MrMogadon

MrMogadon
Docking at Barnard Station

(Following drabble dedicated to Ian P and his fight against oppression by the forum moderators)

A glitch in the station's scanners had registered Shia's cargo of ceramic goblets, as military weapons.
Some in Flight Control then insisted his Sidewinder land in a secure area fitted with anti-Broobin defenses, whatever the hell, hell Broobins were.

Whilst his ship cleared customs, Shia found a bar for some R&R.

Ordering a triple Janx, he relaxed in a booth. Liquor being one of life's great mood transformers.

Suddenly Susan Boils appeared.

“You maniac. I don't know the lawless holes you frequent, but this is my booth”

She slapped his head; shattering his crystal skull

“Hell, hell”, she said
 
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Ian Phillips

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Ian Phillips
Just for T.j - not for the competition.

T.j raised a trembling finger and pointed it at the cowering commander. His Ban Hammer twitched in his other hand as he contemplated the news.

'Take me there now, I have to see this for myself'

T.j surveyed the scene with a smirk trying to twist his lips into a smile.

The smirk broke free and spread itself over his face. He let out a happy yelp and did a little dance, whirling his Ban Hammer around.

Slipping in the liquid dung, the hammer flew into the air.

T.j's last sight was of it falling, aimed right between his eyes.
 

Ian Phillips

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Ian Phillips
Right, that's two mods down.

Who's next?


<edit> I wanted it to end with:

"It landed with a satisfying SMACK" , but had run out of words :(
 
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