Some assembly required
Eric was giddy as he signed the receipt.
"Where can I pick it up?"
"No need, Mr Marcaigh. I've got the trucks waiting just around the corner."
"Trucks??"
"Sure! You did notice that it's a DIY project right? No? Well, don't worry. There are easy step by step instructions in the first box. Man, I'm so envious of you!"
Eric fretted about as truck after truck unloaded its contents.
"Mr Marcaigh!"
Eric cringed at the booming voice of his landlord.
"I hear that this is your stuff. Get this rubble off the street RIGHT NOW, you hear me?"
Eric wept.