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The air conditioning added a musk to the room that heightened the tension.
“You need to relax Commander, this will go a lot quicker if you relax”
“I didn’t do nothing wrong!! This is a complete violation of my liberties”
“I am sorry you feel this way, and you can always appeal after we finish this search”
The customs officer grimaced
“So far, we have Lucan Onion head, Wolf Meat, and two slaves… is there anything else you may have forgotten to declare?”
“No Officer” the commander pleaded.
A sickening schlurpy pop sound echoed throughout the ship..
“And a trumble…”

There goes one of my ideas for this topic! I'd better hurry up before someone beats me to my second idea...
 
Money Shot

Grant's Anaconda 'Bigboy' was loaded with dairy products
Simone gave him permission to dock and purred seductively "Come inside Bigboy we want your cream"
Grant expertly thrust his Anaconda through the slot to enter Winnard's Hole.
The ship shuddered as the docking clamps grasped it tightly.
"How much do you want? Cos I've got plenty"
"Give it to me Bigboy, give me all of it" Simone gasped huskily.
"Okay, you asked for it"
Simone squealed with delight as the Anaconda began to deposit it's creamy load into Winnard's Hole.
Grant smiled. This could be the start of a lucrative contract.
 
Parting gift

The rigged cargo container had been left stuck in the hole's toaster rack by the fleeing sidewinder.

The manifest display blinks.

"Dear Simon! This is what you get for not keeping up with your corporate security fees.".

Signed by "The Lakota Power Exchange"

And a counter.

"Everyone out of the loading area, I'll deal with it"

Commotion, while Simon scans the connecting wires.

Which one is the trigger - red or blue?



Damn fine print, it had looked like such a sweet deal.


"What the ... ?"

"Just kidding!"


Red?

Back to stardust.
 
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Knowing the Lingo

Richard went straight to the seedy underside of Winnard's Hole after docking. He needed a thorough unwind after his hauling, and this dirthole was known for markets where credits will buy anything. You just had to know the lingo...

'I'm looking to, uh, shoot through some heavy shields, if you get me.'

'Sure thing, mista! We please you good. You wanna hefty piece, eh?'

'Ooh yeah, something hard. Top class stuff.'

'We got just what you need...'

Ten minutes later Richard emerged the unsatisfied new owner of a rail gun. All he'd wanted was a nice bit of bum sex.
 
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Well, I believe insanephoton's got one of my votes. That's gone deeper and more sticky than some of the previous who came before. There's something to be said about taking one's time.
 
hmm its a erm animal that clogs up your ship...... and multiplies lots, and you need to fly near a sun to kill em off

So it's a bit like but I'm assuming significantly different in fundamental ways and in no way based on, inspired or in any other manner (either explicit or implied) related to a Tribble and that any apparent similarity to name or characteristics is merely coincidental.

I honestly don't know since I've never read or played anything Elite related before Elite: Dangerous.
 

Sir.Tj

The Moderator who shall not be Blamed....
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What has been seen cannot be unseen.

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

That pretty much sums up this weeks drabble topic.

Some very disturbing mental images refuse to be blocked at the moment.

You sick puppies.

Lots of +1's though :D
 
What has been seen cannot be unseen.

That pretty much sums up this weeks drabble topic.

Some very disturbing mental images refuse to be blocked at the moment.

You sick puppies.

Lots of +1's though :D

Just wait until all the drabbles are in. Then we will have a Poll. A Winnards Poll. For his hole.
 
I thought it was a very reasonable topic that has been turned upside down by a few people who want to spoil it for the rest of us

By writing sensible drabbles.....

:D

Well said...all it ever takes is a few bad apples to spoil it for everyone - after all, this is an Elite themed drabble competition and some people obviously need to be reminded to keep a firm grip on their joysticks.
 

Ian Phillips

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Probably keeping a firm grip on their sanity would be better advice, as most of the contributors have ably demonstrated that they constantly have their joysticks firmly in hand :)
 
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