Community Event / Creation Abraka Drabble The Old Official Drabble THIS IS AN EX THREAD IT IS DEADED

[Simoof]

fine I shall speak what I meant. Ian Phillips ya ass!!
the only thing I curry is eggs and bacon.

 

[Frank]

I think its 100 words, I've counted twice!!

A great first entry. But there's no need to count with your brain when we've got computers. Just copy your magnum opus into http://www.wordcounter.net/ and it will do the counting for you. The great thing about that is it's the standard that all us poll erectors use to check the word count. If the website makes a mistake then it doesn't matter because nobody would notice. The reason we limit the number of Drabbles to 20 is because that's as high as I can count. I have to take off my socks.

Hey hey, 16 drabbles is it? Fandrabbulous!

If there's anyone else looking to enter please drop in your most excellent 100 words on the topic "Pay for your Sins" as early as you can. Psykokow has a tights deadline to meet otherwise he'll get his knickers in a twist panicking that he'll slip up and stream something pants!

Seeing as Mr Kow is on such a tight schedule and all, I'll go stick the poll up at 9:00. Hurl abusive texts at this thread if you think I should stick it up earlier... or later.

 

[Simoof]

A great first entry. But there's no need to count with your brain when we've got computers. Just copy your magnum opus into http://www.wordcounter.net/ and it will do the counting for you. The great thing about that is it's the standard that all us poll erectors use to check the word count. If the website makes a mistake then it doesn't matter because nobody would notice. The reason we limit the number of Drabbles to 20 is because that's as high as I can count. I have to take off my socks.



Seeing as Mr Kow is on such a tight schedule and all, I'll go stick the poll up at 9:00. Hurl abusive texts at this thread if you think I should stick it up earlier... or later.

I think Kow should stick it up himself. That statement has nothing to do with the poll.

 

[Clef_Hanger]

The Crossroads

The Crossroads
by Coat_Hanger (Clef's alter ego)
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You have to pay the piper
The Ferryman as well
It's signposted and pot-holed
Along the road to hell

I was at a crossroads,
I thought it just a jest,
A man said "If you buy your sins,
Expensive ones are best."

"Cheaper ones are naughty,
Expensive, more depraved."
I sold this man my very soul
And ended up in Lave.

There's words that you should never say.
Some sights should stay unseen
Like Psykokow's potato farm
Or Listeri's latrine

If you find that crossroads
Be wary of the truth.
The devil is alive and well
And calls himself Simoof.

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Disclaimer:
This drabble was submitted for the sole purpose of enjoyment (and giving Kow something more to read in a silly voice)
Under no circumstances should this drabble be taken seriously or voted for.
No Simoofs were injured in the making of this drabble.

 

[DocStone]

No Simoofs were injured in the making of this drabble.

Shame on you. Shame. Shame on YOU!

 

[Clef_Hanger]

Shame on you. Shame. Shame on YOU!

I have just killed him once with a dead Krankie

 

[Galactic Midden]

Also a rep for killing Simoof. I do believe that takes his death toll this week to infinity plus 4

Are we counting my somewhat ambiguous conclusion? It's possible I may have "accidently" consigned both characters to the endless void

 

[psykokow]

ok, I have finalised my slides for tomorrow, no more!! no more!!!!!
lool

 

[Galactic Midden]

ok, I have finalised my slides for tomorrow, no more!! no more!!!!!
lool

But there's two hours remaining!

 

[DocStone]

But there's two hours remaining!

Plenty time for Simoof to die again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

 

[Alien]

Plenty time for Simoof to die again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again.

I hope you've counted how many times Simoof died in that post

 

[Edith_The_Hutt]

Served Cold

The Pilots' Federation resolves space-bound homicide as a crime of property; the offender is fined and the next of kin compensated for their loss.

Nadia remembered the day her father's ashes arrived alongside a cheque for a few thousand credits, the Federation could keep its wergild, she wanted blood.

Twenty years later Nadia had found the man she wanted in an unshielded wedding barge with a pitiful escort. With an orange-white flash her missiles repaid the blood debt with interest.

As she weaved around a volley of laser fire, Nadia messaged the chasing escorts:

>>>THE CHEQUE IS IN THE MAIL.

 

[Erik Marcaigh]

The Bean Harvest

The natives had him strung up over the volcano. Even though they were a space-faring race, their culture was a bit backwards thinking with regular ritual sacrifices to their Fire God, Valumkaput.

Looking down into the maw of the volcano, he started to cry. Maybe it was the sulfur, or the bubbling lava that broke through the crust here and there.

"I'm not fit for sacrifice! Why are you doing this to me? I bring you good food!"

"Your food is a transgression. Your shipment of 'Tammy's Bountiful Beans' left us with unpleasant side effects. Drop Commander Simoof in now!"

 

[Frank]

That's a beautiful place to stop... I'm erecting the poll now.

That's me got it all the way up now.

If you want to look at my magnificent poll you can find it...

here

 

[Alien]

That's a beautiful place to stop... I'm erecting the poll now.

That's me got it all the way up now.

If you want to look at my magnificent poll you can find it...

here

I can't not read that dirtily :S

 

[Clef_Hanger]

Shame on you. Shame. Shame on YOU!

No Simoofs were injured in the making of this drabble.

Sorry Doc, I obviously meant
"Not enough Simoofs were injured in the making of this drabble."

 

[Edith_The_Hutt]

Is there a show on tonight?

 

[Alien]

Is there a show on tonight?

Grant said something about doing a show tonight, but remember, they (Grant & Simoof) have travelled halfway down the country into foreign territory (for a Scot) known as Ingerlund. This means they have to be careful how they set up their pirate broadcast.

EDIT: as of now (18:57) they're not on Twitch ... so who knows. Let me try sending a message via Secret Kommunication Yearly Permissions Evaded, but if they're in hiding they may not be able to respond.

 

[Erik Marcaigh]

Is there a show on tonight?

Alien beat me to it, but yes, we should expect the show. Maybe not at the usual 15-minutes-late, but probably still a bit later than that.

Unless they set up in the local pub....

 

[DocStone]

It's just not good enough, Friday Night at 7pm (ish) is the highlight of my week.

I'm going to put a complaint in somewhere.......