Community Event / Creation Abraka Drabble The Old Official Drabble THIS IS AN EX THREAD IT IS DEADED

[Frank]

I won't be able to put the poll up until later tonight. It's probably better that way anyway. We don't want the poll closing in the middle of Sunday.

And remember what Psykokow said folks! Just because we can't include the Drabble in the poll doesn't mean we don't want to hear them. If you just post them here we will just say what a pity it didn't make the poll and how well it would have done.

 

[Sir.Tj]

I won't be able to put the poll up until later tonight. It's probably better that way anyway. We don't want the poll closing in the middle of Sunday.

And remember what Psykokow said folks! Just because we can't include the Drabble in the poll doesn't mean we don't want to hear them. If you just post them here we will just say what a pity it didn't make the poll and how well it would have done.

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I won't be able to put the poll up until later tonight. It's probably better that way anyway. We don't want the poll closing in the middle of Sunday.

And remember what Psykokow said folks! Just because we can't include the Drabble in the poll doesn't mean we don't want to hear them. If you just post them here we will just say what a pity it didn't make the poll and how well it would have done.

Stop repeating yourself Frank.


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Stop repeating yours.....

 

[Galactic Midden]

In theory yes, but in actuality, the Timescale should not be altered... otherwise the Chaos monkeys will invade...and the world will be destroyed!!
And it will be your FAULT mr Midden!!!

LOL

Despite my fondness for hairy primates I wouldn't want to be the one responsible for unleashing this into the world... [video=youtube_share;rJbjJetU_1k]http://youtu.be/rJbjJetU_1k[/video]

 

[Frank]

Stop repeating yourself Frank.


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Stop repeating yours.....

The antacid tablets help.

 

[insanephoton]

So I missed the deadline? Actually I'm quite happy that we've got some new blood in, I hadn't really come up with much. Maybe I could update the border guard joke as a drabble set in the Elite universe?

 

[psykokow]

I promise to read anyone drabbles that don't make the competition as 'could have been contenders' but only one drabble per entrant

 

[Sir.Tj]

I promise to read anyone drabbles that don't make the competition as 'could have been contenders' but only one drabble per entrant

Daughter was killing herself laughing at you on the drabble twitch last week...

 

[Darkoba]

I hear that antacid tablets and Janx work better than Mentos and Coca Cola





... as rocket fuel, I mean.

 

[Frank]

I got plenty of of antacid tablets but I never seem to have any Janx lying around.

 

[Sir.Tj]

I got plenty of of antacid tablets but I never seem to have any Janx lying around.

That's probably for the best.

 

[Erik Marcaigh]

Cheers for 20!

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Cheers for .... *urp* too much sushi last night.

 

[Listeri69]

Infestation Station

Michelle MICHELLE! where is that <bleeping> woman got to now. I'm wasting time here. last night I had 50 of them shoot right out of my slot without a care in the world, today they are banging around my back port like an infestation of scottish football fans. MICHELLE!....oh there you are, listen all this piracy has to stop and I know just how to do it. Follow me...Right here is something I thought of earlier it's fail safe and guaranteed to stop all of the pirates..

What iz it your imperialness?

I call it the Mug Sling......

 

[Sir.Tj]

Michelle MICHELLE! where is that <bleeping> woman got to now. I'm wasting time here. last night I had 50 of them shoot right out of my slot without a care in the world, today they are banging around my back port like an infestation of scottish football fans. MICHELLE!....oh there you are, listen all this piracy has to stop and I know just how to do it. Follow me...Right here is something I thought of earlier it's fail safe and guaranteed to stop all of the pirates..

What iz it your imperialness?

I call it the Mug Sling......

I love a certain Mr Broobin even if I know his secret identity...

Need to catch up on my Dockers.

 

[Frank]

I'd just like to apologise to my children, my grand-children and my great-great grand children (as and when or indeed if, the latter two come to be) who will be blighted by the following:

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The alarm clock buzzed exuberantly until Dopey’s mag-boot ended its brief working life.

Why Bashful, even accounting for all the Janxx slammers, had chosen him rather than one of the others: all hard-muscled miners, still escaped him.
An astronavigation specialist, with a 200 IQ, such beauties normally avoided him.

Suddenly anxious that this was some joke, he stretched to retrieve his gear from his jacket, planning to relax in his own special way.

Bashful stirred. “Cold!!” she complained, burying herself deeper under the covers and pulling him back towards her. “You’re the best snuggler ever”, she purred.

He stopped worrying.

I can picture the scene now. Late Thursday afternoon on a god-forsaken planet. Two figures, a mother and her daughter, stand in a graveyard in the howling rain. The gravestone in front of them is weathered, but the one hundred words (not including the title) are still legible.

The daughter holds her mother's hand and looks up. "Mummy, did Grandad Mogadon really write puns that bad?"

The mother just looks away. She is too choked up with shame to answer her daughter.

 

[Darkoba]

I can picture the scene now. Late Thursday afternoon on a god-forsaken planet. Two figures, a mother and her daughter, stand in a graveyard in the howling rain. The gravestone in front of them is weathered, but the one hundred words (not including the title) are still legible.

The daughter holds her mother's hand and looks up. "Mummy, did Grandad Mogadon really write puns that bad?"

The mother just looks away. She is too choked up with shame to answer her daughter.

So cruel!... but to a large extent justified ;-)

 

[MrMogadon]

I can picture the scene now. Late Thursday afternoon on a god-forsaken planet. Two figures, a mother and her daughter, stand in a graveyard in the howling rain. The gravestone in front of them is weathered, but the one hundred words (not including the title) are still legible.

The daughter holds her mother's hand and looks up. "Mummy, did Grandad Mogadon really write puns that bad?"

The mother just looks away. She is too choked up with shame to answer her daughter.

So cruel!... but to a large extent justified ;-)

My folks always wanted me to leave my mark. Although, if truth be told, emotional scars, probably weren't what they had in mind

 

[Galactic Midden]

I can picture the scene now. Late Thursday afternoon on a god-forsaken planet. Two figures, a mother and her daughter, stand in a graveyard in the howling rain. The gravestone in front of them is weathered, but the one hundred words (not including the title) are still legible.

The daughter holds her mother's hand and looks up. "Mummy, did Grandad Mogadon really write puns that bad?"

The mother just looks away. She is too choked up with shame to answer her daughter.

Graveyard humour and no need for a funny bone!!! Now that's a rib tickler if ever I heard one

 

[Galactic Midden]

So I missed the deadline? Actually I'm quite happy that we've got some new blood in, I hadn't really come up with much. Maybe I could update the border guard joke as a drabble set in the Elite universe?

Sounds like a good one, please go ahead and polish it up. With this many drabbles it's going to be very interesting to see how Psykokow weaves his way through the story telling. Perhaps Erik will broadcast 'Kow's stream live for everyone at this weekend's Texas gaming convention. Those cowboys are gonna love seeing an undulating ungulate!

 

[Erik Marcaigh]

Sounds like a good one, please go ahead and polish it up. With this many drabbles it's going to be very interesting to see how Psykokow weaves his way through the story telling. Perhaps Erik will broadcast 'Kow's stream live for everyone at this weekend's Texas gaming convention. Those cowboys are gonna love seeing an undulating ungulate!

I betcha everyone will be more enamored with Elite than watch 'Kow stumbling through words like, "smuggler", "drabble", and "yes". But one never knows!

 

[Frank]

The poll is now up.

You can get to it from here