Ah, T.j, if I weren't in love with tequila already, I would have fallen in love with your twisted humor.
Community Event / Creation Abraka Drabble The Old Official Drabble THIS IS AN EX THREAD IT IS DEADED
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The rest of the forum burns. Members are out in the middle of the threads yelling in triumph or screaming for mercy. In the distance, atomic mushroom clouds brighten the sky.
Is it true? I just about only read the drabble threads, so I'm oblivious to what goes on elsewhere.
It's not true. The mushroom was just spilt from Frank's dinner.
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Oh, and epic post, T.j! Though I can't help but think the mentions of my name are an attempt to jinx me out of a rogueish win
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Oh, and epic post, T.j! Though I can't help but think the mentions of my name are an attempt to jinx me out of a rogueish win
Pretty much the place to be once you've slipped out of the comfy jacket with the straps.
For our newer Drabblers I present.
I shall do this in the style of the Simpsons.
The Drabble writing process.
The previous weeks drabble contest winner is announced to much joy and celebration.
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The victorious winner decides smugly on which topic shall be the new subject shall be fought on.
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The new topic is announced to the general populous/minions/slaves *delete where appropriate.
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The thought process of creating a 100 word masterpiece begins.
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After much cogitation, deliberation and finally a spark of inspiration strikes.
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The arduous time consuming period of frenetic writing begins.
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Help and inspiration is often sought.
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Cheating by trying to squeeze a extra word in or subtle use of a hyphen is very much frowned upon (Unless you get away with it
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Dread realisation strikes the unwary drabbler that the last available slots are filling up fast.
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The poor fatigued and drained drabbler after much tweaking and abuse of the English language has finally finished their work of artistic prose, with baited breath they hit the submit button with trembling hand and posts the hard bloodstained work of a madman onto the poor unsuspecting forum.
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The now endorphins fuelled happy drabbler's relief is palpable as he or she sits back with a warm glow of satisfaction and sweat stains reviews the other drabbles.
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A cold shiver creeps down their spine as the terrible realisation sinks into their very being...Darren Grey has entered a drabble
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The predictable and almost weekly reaction after reading Darren Grey's drabble and realising how flipperty hecking good it is yet again (I mean really good the swine).
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Shaken to the core the poor drabbler tunes into Psykokow twitch stream in a vain attempt to calm their nerves only to be confronted by the sight of the aforementioned Psykokow has chosen this week toshowcasing his new costume.
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Finally the poll is about to close, the pain filled final minutes tick by to their conclusion to the end of the poll. the Drabble stares at their votes and are monitored closely. tension and nerves run high.
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Quite often a sleepless night is had in the anticipation of winning the poll.
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As the poll deadline approaches the nerves can get the better of some.
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That's It the poll has finished a now exhausted drabbler slumps back in their sodden seat and sighs in relief and reaches for something highly alcoholic to celebrate a well fought competition.
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The Drabbler' notices Darren's votes for this week...(Really is their even a number that high?)
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T.j rolls up and see's his mandatory 2 votes and displays his bitter and twisted resentment.
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The result is announced and the winner is warmly congratulated with virtual slapps on the back and a veiled thread to unplug their router and insert it somewhere very personal
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The poll is closed the winner (Probablt Darren) glows with pride and the Drabbler's depart to await the new topic
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And the whole happy process starts all over again.
They say a picture's worth a thousand words.
Which seems to me to be cheating.
[great post btw]
Sorry, it's just I am really possessive over my apostrophes.
It's okay for you to use 1/10th of a picture.
I been working on the poll..
It's Here.. the "Rogues" poll
I suppose that means a drabble is a picture that's been decimated.
*examines story list*
Ian Phillips
Volunteer Moderator
Good morning!
Some rogue left this drabble on my phone last night. It couldn't have been me as I was several sheets (of wine & brandy) to the wind and melted into a lovely slumber at the first second of horizontal.
Sinatra's Sycophants
The Janx was flowing.
80 years of crabbit, redunculous hegemony was celebrated by crowds of sycophants and greedy relatives. In typical disingenuous fashion they toasted the octogenarian dictator upstairs.
But this wasn't a normal party.
Firstly, why was a kid called Tommy lying comatose in the corner with ketchup on his chin?
Secondly, why was a short scruffy guy called Dopey moving his hands frantically under the tablecloth whilst gazing into the euphoric bloom of Bashful, a beautiful petite miner's daughter?
And thirdly, where was Nancy the dictator?
Fashionably late, Nancy carefully drew more eyeliner before applying her rouge makeup.
Some rogue left this drabble on my phone last night. It couldn't have been me as I was several sheets (of wine & brandy) to the wind and melted into a lovely slumber at the first second of horizontal.
Sinatra's Sycophants
The Janx was flowing.
80 years of crabbit, redunculous hegemony was celebrated by crowds of sycophants and greedy relatives. In typical disingenuous fashion they toasted the octogenarian dictator upstairs.
But this wasn't a normal party.
Firstly, why was a kid called Tommy lying comatose in the corner with ketchup on his chin?
Secondly, why was a short scruffy guy called Dopey moving his hands frantically under the tablecloth whilst gazing into the euphoric bloom of Bashful, a beautiful petite miner's daughter?
And thirdly, where was Nancy the dictator?
Fashionably late, Nancy carefully drew more eyeliner before applying her rouge makeup.
Abraka Drabble LIVE tonight 7pm - 8pm (and a little beyond),
Join Psykokow as he reads through the drabble entries this week, with the THEME of ROGUE.
Some amazing drabbles.
Listen live at Laveradio.com
OR
watch http://twitch.tv/psykokow.
Also if you happen to be in game listening in... feel free to open a comms channel to Psykokow and feature in tonights show. Live COMMS...
I should be anchored around Van Rhjn Hub in the VEAMIT system if you want to try a live fly by.
So please do call in if you are in game... want to try this out and see if a commander call in show is a goer!!!
See you all then!! -Psykokow
I ended up out of pocket by replacing the drawn-on rubies, and now the whole imaginary toilet paper roll crown has gone missing. I'm not naming names. Judging by the calibre of contestants we have on this show it could be anybody.
I would do the old "switching off the lights and counting to ten" joke but I would fear the worst.
I would do the old "switching off the lights and counting to ten" joke but I would fear the worst.
Oi, give that back! My precioooous!
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