[INDEPENDENT] Ancients of Mumu - Phekda police
- Thread starter Agony_Aunt
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It's so grim up north that apostrophes are outlawed
Oh? Where did i miss one?
I just told you!
Oh, damn!
Do you set fire to void opals as performance art though?
Biowaste. It has a better aroma.
Philip Coutts
Volunteer Moderator
We'll be lighting up the biowaste shortly in celebration of doing absolutely nothing worthwhile in game at all. If you would also like to do nothing worthwhile in game feel free to join the most disorganised, talentless and downright lazy group in Elite Dangerous.
Now, more tea anyone?
Now, more tea anyone?
Haha, I like to think i lead by example
Hasn't anyone taken over leadship in some sort of rebellion in my absence? Or are you all too lazy to even do that?
Philip Coutts
Volunteer Moderator
Leadership really just sounds like a drag, so we blindly blunder on, the biowaste didn't even catch fire properly, I mean we can't even produce highly flammable biowaste properly so what chance have we got. Anyway must dash I need to google how to dispose of 100 tonnes of half melted, slightly tepid biowaste. Toodles!
Philip Coutts
Volunteer Moderator
WANTED: Electrician (does not need to be qualified or even an electrician at all really)
JOB: Repair the lights outside of Ousey Space Station in Phekda, these have been on the blink for years now and it's finally time to fix the place up as the last prohibition order said we had to or else...
I can't say too much about the last electrician we had as the court case is still ongoing with his surviving family members, what I will say is it was a most unfortunate event but in no way do we accept that supplying a space suit held together with blue tack, gaffer tape and space dust was contributory to the untimely death. Also for the record at no point. did someone flip the breaker back on whilst the unfortunate maintenance tech was working on the lighting circuit and if anyone did actually do that it was probably not Agony Aunt.
Also does anyone know a good lawyer? Just to clarify by good I mean cheap, with completely flexible morals and that would be happy to defend a case that is clearly going to be lost as we have no (and I mean no) credible defence. We can pay in biowaste or a slightly burnt space suit that is held together with blue tack, gaffer tape and space dust repairs (one careful-ish owner).
I'm sure you'll all agree some wonderful openings for the right person / persons (and electrician who also happened to be a lawyer would be absolutely acceptable)
Send you CV's or whatever to us in Phekda and you too could become part of the slowest growing and moving group in Elite Dangerous! Might take a while to get back to you as I'm currently hiding out somewhere safe so confident am I that the court case will be dismissed.
Good luck, remember to bring a towel and probably best if you have your own space suit
o7
JOB: Repair the lights outside of Ousey Space Station in Phekda, these have been on the blink for years now and it's finally time to fix the place up as the last prohibition order said we had to or else...
I can't say too much about the last electrician we had as the court case is still ongoing with his surviving family members, what I will say is it was a most unfortunate event but in no way do we accept that supplying a space suit held together with blue tack, gaffer tape and space dust was contributory to the untimely death. Also for the record at no point. did someone flip the breaker back on whilst the unfortunate maintenance tech was working on the lighting circuit and if anyone did actually do that it was probably not Agony Aunt.
Also does anyone know a good lawyer? Just to clarify by good I mean cheap, with completely flexible morals and that would be happy to defend a case that is clearly going to be lost as we have no (and I mean no) credible defence. We can pay in biowaste or a slightly burnt space suit that is held together with blue tack, gaffer tape and space dust repairs (one careful-ish owner).
I'm sure you'll all agree some wonderful openings for the right person / persons (and electrician who also happened to be a lawyer would be absolutely acceptable)
Send you CV's or whatever to us in Phekda and you too could become part of the slowest growing and moving group in Elite Dangerous! Might take a while to get back to you as I'm currently hiding out somewhere safe so confident am I that the court case will be dismissed.
Good luck, remember to bring a towel and probably best if you have your own space suit
o7
You've been drinking again haven't you?
Philip Coutts
Volunteer Moderator
Maybe...