"Are we nearly there yet" - 1.3 is NOT yet released - THIS THREAD ONLY PLEASE
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Voice heard from a padded cell "I am King, God made me King!". Voice heard from padded cell next door "No, I didn't".
You don't have that voice in your head too, it tells me to eat cake....)
The cake is a lie!
I am at work so I have plenty to occupy me - thankfully. I have left instructions for the install to be done when its ready so I should come home to a new release. Half term does have benefits and my lad owes me a few favours since I dropped a new SSD in at the weekend and replaced the keyboard he used as a coffee mat the other week, not to mention the new soundboard because the headphone socket got trashed by a faulty headphone jack. Really impressed with the cloning software that came with the new drive, makes drive changing an absolute doddle.
16:43 Zulu - will that do?
Robert Maynard
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Please take some form of emergency radio beacon with you (preferably affixed somewhere upon your person such that it can't be misplaced) so that the search party (and there will need to be one, I can assure you, after drinking M9.33 recurring) will have a step for a hint as to where you have ended up.... It's happened before from what I remember.
That'll do for me.
But it sounds sooooo chocolatey and moist!
What have just under 16 and a half fierce African warriors got to do with it?
It is, it is... But it's a lie! A moist lie!
I posted this elsewhere. It should help;
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5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired..
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world ?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
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Robert Maynard
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If the cake is in a sealed opaque box, how can we tell that some chancer hasn't scoffed it?
You mean, like Schrödingers cake?
You did hear the story of the Anaconda pilot who came home to find a spinning orange Sidewinder on his login screen right? (and the classic quote from his girlfriend "something rushed at the screen and then it went black")
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