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Bacon Cats!
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You people got me at "bacon" 
Pug of war reporting in among the cats
Pug of war reporting in among the cats
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You people got me at "bacon"
Pug of war reporting in among the cats
To battle.. and we can have tea as well !
Jameson Irish Whiskey. Drunken Bacon Cats of Sol approved.
Worry not...
Bacon is coming !
Bacon is coming !
Yeah that one made me smile too.
Our cats put their hoodies on at dinner time and turn into muggers, I blame the owners. We tend to offer them a little bit of what we are eating so they realise they are not missing out and toddle off (unless its meat OFC).
We had one that that used to love Mc Donalds fries and discovered last week that one of them has very refined tastes, he had a bit of tagliatelle and pesto last week.
OFC they all love Bacon!
Just to add to my application and show I am serious about becoming a full member of the Bacon Cats, I am going to try to re-evaluate my new Bacon dispensary tomorrow, I do this research on behalf of all Bacon Cat kind!.
On first look its more bacon (and thicker too Mmm yummy) for less money, that's good, and OFC the egg needs looking into but lets see, on the down side they gave sachets of ketchup (although I recommend the "local Tesco's cheat", its a bug that lets you buy heinz ketchup from a local supermarket and add it to the sandwich after you bought it, highly recommended but don't get caught!).
The new sandwich bag is also ED friendly, the old place used paper bags, and if someone with me was waiting with me for my well done Bacon order, their toast would be cold by the time mine was ready, the new place uses bags that have foil on the inside, a bit like silent running!, they rock!, I hope I get back to my desk before it explodes, every breakfast is dangerous.
Mmmm, thinking about it I need a bigger data set to make an informed comment (Mmm more, more, more Bacon), I think I need to try at least 20 sandwiches & 10 baguettes before I can give a fair evaluation, its only right I research such important facts better before publishing my evaluation.
On first look its more bacon (and thicker too Mmm yummy) for less money, that's good, and OFC the egg needs looking into but lets see, on the down side they gave sachets of ketchup (although I recommend the "local Tesco's cheat", its a bug that lets you buy heinz ketchup from a local supermarket and add it to the sandwich after you bought it, highly recommended but don't get caught!).
The new sandwich bag is also ED friendly, the old place used paper bags, and if someone with me was waiting with me for my well done Bacon order, their toast would be cold by the time mine was ready, the new place uses bags that have foil on the inside, a bit like silent running!, they rock!, I hope I get back to my desk before it explodes, every breakfast is dangerous
.Mmmm, thinking about it I need a bigger data set to make an informed comment (Mmm more, more, more Bacon), I think I need to try at least 20 sandwiches & 10 baguettes before I can give a fair evaluation, its only right I research such important facts better before publishing my evaluation.
Tomato ketchup on a bacon sandwich? Some follow that path.
They are all blasphemers and apostates!!!
Brown sauce on bacon sandwich is the only true way. Unbelievers will be fried til crispy and served to the Drunks of Sol!
They are all blasphemers and apostates!!!
Brown sauce on bacon sandwich is the only true way. Unbelievers will be fried til crispy and served to the Drunks of Sol!
If you're researching bacon sarnies, you might be interested in this poll.
Ah the Horn on the A90
My daily commute took me past that for a long time, but Stracathro was always far better Tomato ketchup on a bacon sandwich? Some follow that path.
They are all blasphemers and apostates!!!
Brown sauce on bacon sandwich is the only true way. Unbelievers will be fried til crispy and served to the Drunks of Sol!
Right!, I am not having that....Heinz is the only way with ketchup and beans and they are both red, FACT!1!!1!!1! (even if totally irrelevant). (I also don't know why I used !&1 many times, I guess I got hackzored).
Ooohhh!!!! I cant wait until I can meet some of you people in proper PVP, its 2 lots of DLC away but if I bump into you in the "Cubeo razorback Italian bread cafe" there is going to be a problem I tell you, I bought the "chainsaw massacre & UZI" version" of ED, what level did you pledge at?
. I bet you hide in open mode and like your Bacon under cooked, AND with the rind on it, how do you like those apples
.You sir have no understanding of Bacon etiquette and should be ashamed of yourself, you are a bloody heathen!, until you renounce your false beliefs we have nothing more to discuss on this sacred topic <mutters, brown sauce my bottom>
.*Nudges Asp*
"Ere, he's lookin' at yer bacon... Are you gonna take that from that jumped up <blank>?"
*ahem* I'm sorry, I came over all Porridge for a moment. (I'm so sad that they censored the word I used there. LeSigh!)
"Ere, he's lookin' at yer bacon... Are you gonna take that from that jumped up <blank>?"
*ahem* I'm sorry, I came over all Porridge for a moment. (I'm so sad that they censored the word I used there. LeSigh!)
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The Sauce Schism!!!
Brown all the way, Mustard is acceptable too. But Ketchup? Ketchup is EASYMODE and you are purely hiding in GROUP with your 57 varieties. Shame on you Sir!
Brown all the way, Mustard is acceptable too. But Ketchup? Ketchup is EASYMODE and you are purely hiding in GROUP with your 57 varieties. Shame on you Sir!
Personally I like mayonnaise with my chips (or fries, as they refer to them here). I am roundly mocked and abused for it.
Not that that has anything to do with bacon...
Not that that has anything to do with bacon...
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Personally I like mayonnaise with my chips (or fries, as they refer to them here). I am roundly mocked and abused for it.
Not that that has anything to do with bacon...
It's got everything to do with bacon! Whilst Mayonnaise is a Equal Sauce Mode like all the others (except Ketchup) it is used mindlessly here in the US. I recently purchased a Chicken & Bacon Wrap from a well-known fast-food establishment. Imagine my horror when my first bite was entirely of Wrap and Mayonnaise, and the rest of the mayonnaise escaped from the other side of the wrap and griefed my laptop
Disassembling the horrid thing revealed lots of lettuce, some diced tomato, two sad strips of chicken, and no bacon at all
hey Commander, do you remember what system that Bacon Dock is in?
It's got everything to do with bacon! Whilst Mayonnaise is a Equal Sauce Mode like all the others (except Ketchup) it is used mindlessly here in the US. I recently purchased a Chicken & Bacon Wrap from a well-known fast-food establishment. Imagine my horror when my first bite was entirely of Wrap and Mayonnaise, and the rest of the mayonnaise escaped from the other side of the wrap and griefed my laptop
Disassembling the horrid thing revealed lots of lettuce, some diced tomato, two sad strips of chicken, and no bacon at all
Well, I'm glad it has some standing.
As to being used mindlessly here, I'll agree, except when you ask for it with chips (fries), hence the abuse from my American 'friends'.That and eating everything with your fingers (which kind of ties in with your fast food wrap issue). Sometimes now I eat pizza and burgers with a knife and fork just to get a reaction.
Is that griefing?Sometimes now I eat pizza and burgers with a knife and fork just to get a reaction.
That's not griefing at all.
A very dear American friend of mine, on our last trip to Scotland, confused a fish knife with a spoon and wanted to know where butter came in star-shaped packets