Happiness level! Happiness level?... jeeezzzzzz how old are you ? 9?
it's 'Civil Contentment'
And who makes the Scanner Ronco?
Are you tired of having to buy separate scanners to do different jobs? find those USS's and even lost civilisations? fed up of watching the whirrly while scanning for rocks to mine materials on? are you looking for something to help you locate a new planet?... worry not, because help is at hand! yes, the new FSS from Ronco will do all of this and more!, it will also scan star's and tag them with your ID automatically and get all those planets without ever having to move, but wait, there's more! it wont even clutter up a slot in your new ship! that's right the new Ronco FSS fits right into the empty space you never knew you had, not only that, it weighs nothing!... yes! that's right, absolutely Nothing, but wait, there's even more, the new scanner modes from Ronco will even allow you to fire an infinite amount of probes totally free 'yes infinite probes totally free' to map complete worlds and instantly find everything there is to find planetside in yet another mini game, well even throw in a bonus to make it more fun if you hit the target number!
and the cost of this scientific marvel? 10 million?, no, not even a million! it comes free, yes, that's right it comes absolutely FREE to everyone who ever had a scanner fitted! but wait, we'll even give you your money back if you ever paid more money than the price of a basic scanner!
Remember the name... Ronco