BREAKING NEWS...Now with even more Jedward
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84% of 84% have lived 84% of their lives. Nothing is as good as it was, back in their day.
Why? Threads haven't been merged in a long time and this thread is not the same topic as that thread (that one is general Elite themed stuff this one is geared towards news stories).
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It's recently been suggested that the abandoned mining colony Dav's Hope is being used for unsavory purposes. Some are claiming the illegal acquisition of rare materials has been going on too long and a nerf should be applied. Well, "It's Nerf or nothing" as the old saying goes. But if you ask this reporter, its nothing
After several attempts at explaining how the material trader works, from assistance from no less than 5 different cmdrs, an unnamed cmdr apparently got his mom to scold the kind folks trying to help him out in his easily handled situation. Will there be an easy button update in the future? No
That's a lot of work for a pretty useless and spiteful remark. And not even funny.
Also to prove that I can do serious, I also used to work for Sagittarius Eye for a short while. Here is a dummy cover image that I worked on (in the end another image was chosen, but not all was lost....)
I dont think its meant to be spiteful. Its just for entertainment purposes, in lieu of any other news we have the tabloids. Like future versions of weekly world news and stuff like that. All in fairly good humor, hyperbole can be fun
Just two words: gently caressING BRILLIANT!
Christ on a bike....Gently caressing my a s s You know what I mean!....
...................Ok.
BREAKING NEWS
DB is blamed for late or deleted content in ED as breaking news photo shows sock trophies of Frontier programmers that have left due to cold feet!
For people that find it hard to understand humour the dictionary meaning of "Cold feet" is "loss of nerve or confidence."...……...nope still not funny?
