Corpo-Speak for Commanders

Mengy

Mengy
"At this time the Frameshift Drive has been initiated. Unfortunately due to scheduling conflicts we can't say when the jump will take place. Rest assured though that the jump may be coming at a later date. However, the new priorites have allowed deeper and richer heat generation to occur, thereby improving your jump experience.

Further details to follow later on. No ETAs, no guarantees of course!"
 

Whitmann

Whitmann
"You have...competitors on your radar, commander. Perhaps they want to touch base, perhaps something a little more...robust. Would you like me to initialize an idea shower, or would you prefer to open comms and reach out to them?"
 

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson
"a module on your ship has produced emergent content. Rest assured that 100 repair drones are working to correct it. Eventually. Probably."

"module malfunction.....repairing"
 

Turd Ferguson

Turd Ferguson
"although we have, in the past engaged in EXCITING activities similar to the activities you are currently engaged in and fully understand your propensity to enjoy them, due to emergent content involving a long projectile striking our lower extremity in the middle joint region we have decided to focus on deeper interactions within the current environment"
 
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