Depressing Cockpit Experience! Instead of Flight Assist module how abut this!

Suddenly, you hear your npc crew giggling and you turn around to see what they are doing. As you do, they smile and turn away, trying to keep from laughing.
"What?" - you ask.
No answer. Back to business as usual. You can't help but to move your eyes once more in their general direction.
Preparing for 8g environment landing. Even the slightest touch of the thrusters could mean certain crash.

Then without any warning, interdiction! And the crew starts to sing:
"Happy Birthday to youuuuuu!"
 
Suddenly, you hear your npc crew giggling and you turn around to see what they are doing. As you do, they smile and turn away, trying to keep from laughing.
"What?" - you ask.
No answer. Back to business as usual. You can't help but to move your eyes once more in their general direction.
Preparing for 8g environment landing. Even the slightest touch of the thrusters could mean certain crash.

Then without any warning, interdiction! And the crew starts to sing:
"Happy Birthday to youuuuuu!"
How about if they put a Premium NPC girlfriend to join with the SRV while farming mats
 
How about if they put a Premium NPC girlfriend to join with the SRV while farming mats
Sounds ARX expensive. But I think it could be done. Maybe in the next optional NSFW expansion. With many options in the livery.

Every mat you farm she/he whispers in your ear "I love you.", "You are great.", "You are the best.", "We can have much fun with these.", "Nice." … etc. (With option for quiet mode.).
 
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Sounds ARX expensive. But I think it could be done. Maybe in the next optional NSFW expansion. With many options in the livery.

Every mat you farm she/he whispers in your ear "I love you.", "You are great.", "You are the best.", "We can have much fun with these.", "Nice." … etc. (With option for quiet mode.).
:ROFLMAO: Love it
 
When you have a NPC crew person, you should see them in the cockpit.
There should be RNGjesus chatter from it based on a slider. COVAS / Voice Attack enabled.
I should be able to pick up the succulent off the dash and whip it at his head!

There I have said it.
 

Ozric

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:)

Edit: There is also a second post from the same poster using the same d-bag term. Spend less time polishing your hammer and clean your glasses.

And @Lorenzo Waringos

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