The ganker feels lonely as the carbear is in solo and the white knight is typing on the forums.
The Barman says "what can I get you ?"
The Ganker says "The best way to make open viable is blablablablalblablablabla"
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The Barman says "what can I get you ?"
The Ganker says "The best way to make open viable is blablablablalblablablabla"
An elderly marlinist man writes a letter to his neo-marlinist son:
"Hi Son, hope those imperial prison guards are treating you as well as they make out to be, if they aren't let me know and I'll get your story to the media. It's great having new planets to call home, but but trying to dig that soil just to the north of our pod, its more than my old body and our even older equipment can handle."
The son writes a reply:
"Dad don't dig there!!! Like NEVER DIG THERE - Thats where I'm storing my thargoid resin bombs!!!"
The Imperial Internal Security Services raid the fathers lands, dig up everything, going two meters deep for one kilometer in all directions from the dads pod, find nothing, and leave. The next day the son sends another letter to his dad, "I hope the imps that I sent you didn't upset you too much, but at least they will have helped dig the farm."
"Hi Son, hope those imperial prison guards are treating you as well as they make out to be, if they aren't let me know and I'll get your story to the media. It's great having new planets to call home, but but trying to dig that soil just to the north of our pod, its more than my old body and our even older equipment can handle."
The son writes a reply:
"Dad don't dig there!!! Like NEVER DIG THERE - Thats where I'm storing my thargoid resin bombs!!!"
The Imperial Internal Security Services raid the fathers lands, dig up everything, going two meters deep for one kilometer in all directions from the dads pod, find nothing, and leave. The next day the son sends another letter to his dad, "I hope the imps that I sent you didn't upset you too much, but at least they will have helped dig the farm."
What was the guardians favourite music? Beacon Blue
I'm more of a pun man really.
That went way below the pun line
A Star Citizen, a Traveler, and a Commander are sitting at a bar.
The Star Citizen says, "Boy, are my legs tired from all the walking and running around in star ports and in ships I've been doing on foot".
The Traveler says, "I hear you, my legs are killing me from all that planetary exploring I've been running around doing on foot".
The Commander says, "Go f**k yourselves".
The Star Citizen says, "Boy, are my legs tired from all the walking and running around in star ports and in ships I've been doing on foot".
The Traveler says, "I hear you, my legs are killing me from all that planetary exploring I've been running around doing on foot".
The Commander says, "Go f**k yourselves".
Q. How many human being does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two three, certainly more than one, seems these humans changed from glass light bulbs to high voltage LEDs. In time the bulbs internal transistors fail and the humans get electricuted each time they try to replace them.
Ha ha.. and would guess they might taste better lightly fried.
(Another joke from The Thargoid Trans-Galatic Comedy Channel)
A. Two three, certainly more than one, seems these humans changed from glass light bulbs to high voltage LEDs. In time the bulbs internal transistors fail and the humans get electricuted each time they try to replace them.
Ha ha.. and would guess they might taste better lightly fried.
(Another joke from The Thargoid Trans-Galatic Comedy Channel)
A Star Citizen, a Traveler, and a Commander are sitting at a bar.
The Traveler says : I'll have a big cup of fizzy pop, mr barman.
The Commander says : I'll have an Eranin whiskey, on the rocks, thankyou.
The Star Citizen says:: I really would like pint of refreshing cold beer, but I'll settle for a long wait, maybe just an empty glass to look at.
(Another joke from The Thargoid Trans-Galatic Comedy Channel)
The Traveler says : I'll have a big cup of fizzy pop, mr barman.
The Commander says : I'll have an Eranin whiskey, on the rocks, thankyou.
The Star Citizen says:: I really would like pint of refreshing cold beer, but I'll settle for a long wait, maybe just an empty glass to look at.
(Another joke from The Thargoid Trans-Galatic Comedy Channel)
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A CMDR walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What can I get you?”
The CMDR hands him an open letter.
The bartender says, “What can I get you?”
The CMDR hands him an open letter.
A CMDR walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
His name was Bazmeson.
The bartender says, “Why the long face?”
His name was Bazmeson.
A CMDR walks into a bar, but there’s no bartender.
The CMDR says, “He’s probably hiding in solo.”
The CMDR says, “He’s probably hiding in solo.”
The in-game jokes, which everyone has heard way to often, are all the ship intercom messages which somehow broadcast instantly throughout the system.
OMG...that's terrible. I love it!