Elite Dangerous Community Schedule W/C 22 November 2021

[HRDiagram]

This has been bugging me since the start of these announcements:
...schedule W/C... ?
What does a water closet have to do with the schedule?

It involves a weekly Newsflush!

 

[Bottom Hat]

Is this fellow © and ™ @Bottom Hat Incorporated?

I bought him as an NFT from this guy down the kebab shop. I think BH bought the NFT for the double size one. I hear it went for tree fiddy and a pickled egg.

It was a fair trade in the intellectual property rights between Taxidermy Fox and Tree Fiddy, with myself and Facty

 

[Scaletho]

Another nothing-burger week. Kudos for nothing.

 

[ubermick]

State of the Game is a bit like Cheers, in that everyone knows your name.

And the self-righteous know it all has somehow not been barred.

And that we all have Teds hair...

Pushing the boat out there...

... and his G5 experimental chin.

Mass Manager.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Much to my undoing, probably :')

Don't say that - just make a fake account under the name Lord Bobblehead Brebus - nobody will know it's you. They might even think it's the Brebus himself!

If you're not sure about this suggestion, you can trust Mr T, because I am not a duck. It's spelled differently...

 

[Bottom Hat]

Norm has a double braced belt on his trousers.

 

[Bottom Hat]

@Bottom Hat has an alternative to W/E as well but not PEGI compatible....

I missed this. The second word is "ending", and the first one is a little moist.

 

[sallymorganmoore]

Another nothing-burger week. Kudos for nothing.

Thanks. We definitely do have a few things, but totally hear you if they're not really to your taste this week.
HOPEFULLY something will be more appealing for you as we roll up toward Update 9 soon anyway. o7!

 

[Horse372]

What about Development Update 6? This week, next week or December?

How is progress on cockpit cats?

Be careful, otherwise he'll sue you so hard you'll be wall mounted

I always wondered what happened to greg the bunny (great show)

Apologies for the late delivery this week, folks...

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State of the Game is a bit like Cheers, in that everyone knows your name.

And that we all have Teds hair and his G5 experimental chin.

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some have other opinions

Finally thanks for the update and all the hard work last week Sally o7

 

[Bottom Hat]

Thanks. We definitely do have a few things, but totally hear you if they're not really to your taste this week.
HOPEFULLY something will be more appealing for you as we roll up toward Update 9 soon anyway. o7!

Just give him an empty bap. That counts as a nothing-burger.

Cheers Sally

 

[Athlon-uk]

RIGHT! YOU GOT IT! WATCH ME WORK!

Would that be wise?

 

[sallymorganmoore]

Finally thank for the update and all the hard work last week Sally o7
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I...I will do whatever I can to never feel that kind of way in here again, my goodness me.
That "Commander Passion" really did a number on me and you know I enjoy the honesty!
We got there in the end. Remember - here to help you all o7 I can't to that all too well with really, really sharp spears in my ribs. Big o7

 

[Rubbernuke]

I...I will do whatever I can to never feel that kind of way in here again, my goodness me.
That "Commander Passion" really did a number on me and you know I enjoy the honesty!
We got there in the end. Remember - here to help you all o7 I can't to that all too well with really, really sharp spears in my ribs. Big o7

We could use the comfy chairs for the daily inquisitions you know.

Nobody expects them.

 

[l1nk-dna]

Watch me somehow "fluke Powerplay" but then somehow turn all starports into cabbages or something.

or a bowl of petunias

 

[SCiARA]

for brabens sake @sallymorganmoore where's my console news ?????
and the panther clipper Sally where's that hmm? hmmmmm??
and why have I not won this CG? its sooo biased Sally you hear me?? HEAR MEEEE!!!!!!!
I WaNt tO nKoW LoTtErY wInNiNg NuMbErS SAAALLLLYYYYYY

 

[Bottom Hat]

I...I will do whatever I can to never feel that kind of way in here again, my goodness me.
That "Commander Passion" really did a number on me and you know I enjoy the honesty!
We got there in the end. Remember - here to help you all o7 I can't to that all too well with really, really sharp spears in my ribs. Big o7

Have you considered not putting spears in your ribs at work?

Joking aside, I really felt for you last week Sally - well done on maintaining your dignity!

 

[LeoBartlet]

for brabens sake @sallymorganmoore where's my console news ?????
and the panther clipper Sally where's that hmm? hmmmmm??
and why have I not won this CG? its sooo biased Sally you hear me?? HEAR MEEEE!!!!!!!
I WaNt tO nKoW LoTtErY wInNiNg NuMbErS SAAALLLLYYYYYY

I have to use this meme so much now Danny Devito owes my house.

 

[SasaThargoidsHunter]

Cons… n…. ? No make jokes, but it’s funny here. Where are my cookies and eggs?

 

[LeoBartlet]

Another nothing-burger week. Kudos for nothing.

When can we expect this weeks dump and run thread from you?

 

[Horse372]

I...I will do whatever I can to never feel that kind of way in here again, my goodness me.
That "Commander Passion" really did a number on me and you know I enjoy the honesty!
We got there in the end. Remember - here to help you all o7 I can't to that all too well with really, really sharp spears in my ribs. Big o7

Please know my reference to your hard work was strictly in dealing with said "Commander Passion" and any pokes from me are strictly for the lulz

/much respect