Elite Dangerous Festive Fun | 'Krait on a Plate'

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SEASONS GREETINGS, COMMANDERS!

You've heard of 'Elf on a shelf' and 'Krait on a Plate', but what others can you think of?

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Thanks for the fun o7​
Diamondback explorer in the core(r)
Anaconda with golconda
Krait phantom in with platinum
Type-9 in a pine

Thargoid trouble in the bubble
Python miner in the diner
Fer-de-lance in a present
Cobra below the cola
 
Asp Explorer with a boner
Racing Anaconda with an engine Honda
Chieftain under the rain
Adder with swim bladder
Beluga dancing boogia woogia
Cobra drinking München's beer on Oktobra
Eagles listening the Beatles
Corvette shooting the cigarette
Fer-de-Lance with no pants
Keelback in a sack
Krait took a bite
Mamba knows the drama
Python on the icon
Sidewinder search GF on Tinder
Viper with the pilot piper
Vulture deals the rupture
 
They should put up their own restaurant.

...with this menu:

Duval's Delicious Delight (dessert)
Delaine's Delectable Dumplings (chinese)
Patreus Pasta (for pasta lovers)
Mac-Mahonnaise & Fries
Hudson's Hamburger (goes well with Mac-Mahonnaise & Fries)
Winter's Wild Whaldorf + Wonton Salad (for vegan)
Li-Yong Yakisoba (japanese noodles)
Antal's Aubergine w/ Anchovies (fish & veggies)
Grom's Goulash (soup)
Torval Tenderloin (main course)

Drinks:
Thargoid Tea (comes in Hutton Mug)

Breakfast:
Imperial Cereal

*all meals served with Krait-on-a-Plate
 
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The Thargoid Song (Humans Roasting On An Open Fire)

Commanders roasting on an roaring fire
Thargoids ripping off your nose
Caustic clouds being flung at a choir
And ships melting inside those
Everybody knows an AX cannon and some mistletoe
Helps to make the season bright
Commanders with their hulls all aglow
Will find it hard to rebuy tonight
They know that Thargoids are on their way
Shes loaded lots of 'ceptors on her Stargoid sleigh
And every commanders's crew is gonna spy
To see if a commander really knows how to fly away

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To commanders from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
You are all really screwed

So I'm offering this simple phrase
To commanders from one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
You are
You are

You are, really screwed
FDev, pay the man.
 
Zachary Hudson on the Hudson!

Elite Dangerous Odyssey on "Next Gen" consoles (if only, it'd be the best Christmas present ever!! 😯😂🩲😀🤞)

Father Jack at "Jameson" Memorial*!

(*In his bedroom drinking Jameson whiskey!! 😯😂😀🤘).
 
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