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OSOD: Orange Ship of Death
We all know it
If you didn't know it before, you do now.
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Belugaed: The very sudden appearance of an NPC-operated Beluga when either entering or exiting a station, directly in your flight path, with little or no opportunity to avoid a collision. "Watch out
Hotslotting, or you may very well wind up belugaed." - It happens.
Champagne: Stuck in the mailslot, requires one or more boosts to get unstuck, can result in being
Spiked "Careful with the Type-9, it's easy to Champagne the thing." - derived from the cork in a champagne bottle. They're in there tight, but when they are loosed, look out.
Cleaning the Window: Flying inverted, at extremely low altitude, though a geyser. "So, you say your an ace pilot? Have you tried cleaning the window?".
Decorating the Living Room: Half way through an extremely long journey without a discovery scanner. Can also be said of performing any tedious task in which too much time has already been invested to abandon the venture. "I'd love to go bounty hunting, but I'm Decorating the Living Room right now."
Dingleberry: A
puck with an Elite pilot that is extremely difficult to get out from behind you. "Somebody get this Dingleberry off of me before it actually does any damage." - Heard among wings of bounty hunters, often in HAZ RES. Origins best left unmentioned.
Double-Decker: Two ships trying to squeeze through the same section of the mail slot at the same time. "Watch out in busy stations you don't wind up in a Double-decker." - Believed to come from the legendary pubic transportation system of London.
Feirging: Interdicting a known griefer with a small, extremely fast ship, such as an Imperial Eagle fitted with Enhanced Thrusters and fleeing without ever firing a shot.
Three P's: Platinum, Palladium, and Painite. The materials most sought by miners. "If you're mining for profit, remember the Three P's."
Four P's: Protons, Neutrons, Electrons and Morons. The four fundamental particles that make up the universe. "I sense a great imbalance in the Four P's gathered here tonight. Care to guess which there are too many of?"
Navel Orange: A particular kind of planet, noted for both it's coloration and enormous crater that bares a striking resemblance to the fruit of the same name. "You see that navel orange there? That's why we can't frame shift jump within a star system." - A possibly apocryphal explanation given to both new and old pilots who complain about not being able to frame-shift jump within star systems.
Racing the Pizza Guy: The act of ordering a pizza delivery at the beginning of a run to Hutton Orbital to see which arrives first, your ship or your pizza.
Shooting Hoops: A high-speed, boosted run at the mail slot you hope doesn't end badly. "There were three of us, smuggling Onionhead in to Patterson and we all ended up Shooting Hoops to avoid being scanned."
- Half-Court Shot:
Shooting Hoops from 5.5km away. "I managed to return the stolen plans, but I had to take a half-court shot to get in without being scanned."
- Full-Court Shot:
Shooting Hoops from 7.5km away. "There's nothing as amusing as watching a newbie take a Full-Court Shot and getting caught in the toast rack."